vegetablebelay Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I'd probably go to a few more pubeclubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 So if you continued to climb, you would have no audience for whom to chestbeat? Â I've thought about this nudist license thing and decided that it probably wouldn't be a good thing, UNLESS the licensing authorities were to deny licenses to those who are fat or ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgersling Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluck Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgersling Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Up their bumhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 cluck said: I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license? mine would be tattooed on my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Â What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa_Eagle Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cluck said: I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license? mine would be tattooed on my ass  "Excuse me ma'am, I'll have to see that license again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 I'd stretch my dick till it'd fit in my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Ursa_Eagle said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: cluck said: I wonder where nudists keep their keys? ... or their nudist license? mine would be tattooed on my ass  "Excuse me ma'am, I'll have to see that license again." I think it would be cool to moon the cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgersling Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Bronco said: burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Â What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers? Â I'm busy stickin you mamma this afternoon. She likes the needle dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 burgersling said: Bronco said: burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty.  What's stopping you now, champ? Can't find your needle nose pliers?  I'm busy stickin you mamma this afternoon. She likes the needle dick  Is that you dad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted November 19, 2003 Author Share Posted November 19, 2003 For once, I make a serious, climbing related post, and you fucking douche bags have to trash it into Spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Tu madre es puta y pendeja. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Supposing there was such a thing as a nudist's license. What would the application look like? I mean, what sort of questions would they ask you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_K Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 catbirdseat said: Supposing there was such a thing as a nudist's license. What would the application look like? I mean, what sort of questions would they ask you? Â 1. Do you bear any resemblance to Trask? Â If yes, please do not complete the rest of the form, and please keep clothed at all times. Covering your face would also be a good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 Paul, you are an incalculably gruesome lackey and a hopeless, stench-emitting sub-literate simpleton cock sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 catbirdseat said: No, I would go in search for a woman, because I wouldn't believe I was the last one on earth. Â I have always been under the assumption you were a guy. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Â Â So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burgersling Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 ehmmic said: burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Â So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes. Â Necrophilia on your carcass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted November 19, 2003 Share Posted November 19, 2003 ehmmic said: burgersling said: I'd jerk off until my balls were empty. Â Â So what are you going to do after that first 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 Yeah, sex would suck then. I suppose you could go on the hunt for some killer psychedelics, maybe some DMT. Hell, for that matter, since you wouldn't be hurting anyone but yourself, you could do anything. Then, once you realized the futility of the situation, well maybe a shot of something for a trip to the dark side of the moon (where the dead live). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted November 20, 2003 Share Posted November 20, 2003 ScottP said: catbirdseat said: No, I would go in search for a woman, because I wouldn't believe I was the last one on earth. Â I have always been under the assumption you were a guy. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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