layton Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 I climbed the Red and Brown route at PDX rock gym tonight. It was sick. At first I was like this is totally hard! But then some dude showed me how to start it. Then I sent it. Quote
Dru Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 where are the 3 witnesses did you do it car to car or bivi Quote
Necronomicon Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 trask said: your TR sux It does not follow the correct 5-7-5 syllabic structure. More like: Mike will eat the cheese that leaks from Trask's feotid ass. "It tastes like Burning!" Quote
sk Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 I climbed a new yellow route... it was 5.9. I was so suck ass, I fell off of it 3 times...but then I figured out how to not use my right arm (owey) and then I sent Quote
bunglehead Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 michael_layton said: I climbed the Red and Brown route at PDX rock gym tonight. It was sick. At first I was like this is totally hard! But then some dude showed me how to start it. Then I sent it. Classic. I hope you had a bunch of posers standing around telling you how to climb it. Quote
chelle Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 bunglehead said: michael_layton said: I climbed the Red and Brown route at PDX rock gym tonight. It was sick. At first I was like this is totally hard! But then some dude showed me how to start it. Then I sent it. Classic. I hope you had a bunch of posers standing around telling you how to climb it. The beta wolf posse. Quote
sk Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 bunglehead said: michael_layton said: I climbed the Red and Brown route at PDX rock gym tonight. It was sick. At first I was like this is totally hard! But then some dude showed me how to start it. Then I sent it. Classic. I hope you had a bunch of posers standing around telling you how to climb it. that would so ruin my onsite Quote
glacier Posted November 13, 2003 Posted November 13, 2003 So there I was, workin' the blue and red boulder problem last night - they call if a V-5, but, fuck, it's gotta be at least V-6 'cause that's what that brown and yellow problem is and I swear the moves are as hard. I mean, I was packing some serious pea-gravel dimples from pitchin' off from hella high up - at least 8 feet. So there I am, trying to send it when this hottie walks up and tries that yellow V-2 - you know, the one to the left there with that kinda cool drop-knee - I mean, it's cool for a warm-up problem. So she's workin' it and I'm trying that V-5 and I know she's impressed on how I totally yell and chuck for that sloper, 'cept I can't quite latch it. But I give her the beta on the drop knee and kinda 'power-spot' her to pull the move, if you know what I mean - Gawd, I love it when their t-backs ride up like that. She says 'thanks' and I tell her she'll totally get it next go - I'm totally sure she smiled at me. So this other guy I know at the gym comes by and, like, totally, just sails up that V-5. I don't know him that well, but he's old, like 25 or somethin' and has been climbing like forever, I think maybe 3 years. But he shows me the total mad beta on the crux move - this Buell onto the knob while totally flagged out then this whacked Gaston that totally sets you up for the sloper move. Well I tried it that way - you know you got to honor your elders - and it came so easy I guess it was V-5 after all and I turndd around to see if the hottie had seen me do it but she was off playin' on some V-1 with a friend of hers. Quote
bunglehead Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 That's like a totally wicked TR, dude! Quote
EWolfe Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 WTF is a "buell" ( a reference to the motorcycle? Kick-start?) Quote
allthumbs Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 Harley's street banshee my neighbor has one Quote
glacier Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 MisterE said: WTF is a "buell" ( a reference to the motorcycle? Kick-start?) Grabbing a hold by wrapping the hand over the top so the heal of the hand is against the wall - named after Charlie Buell - strongman and carpenter extraordinaire. Quote
sk Posted November 14, 2003 Posted November 14, 2003 trask said: Harley's street banshee my neighbor has one THAT IS YUMMERS Quote
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