allthumbs Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 was being a pest for weeks and eating the neighbor's cat food. neighbor managed to wing it 2 nites ago with a .22 and when I got home from doin some shit last nite i saw the fucker slinking outta the garage and i pulled my .45 and wasted the varmint neat and clean. last time it was a racoon in his cat food. his wife always says to call trask for pest control. she's got nice tits too. have a nice wkend. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 your neighbor's a dumbshit if he thinks he can leave catfood out and no other varmint's gonna eat it. Quote
lummox Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 and dont overlook the habitat provided by the crawl spaces under all the trailers in the park. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 lummox said: and dont overlook the habitat provided by the crawl spaces under all the trailers in the park. damned straight! Quote
EWolfe Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 Everyone knows how the little fellers play dead when they are in trouble? When I was back in West Virginia, there were dead possoms all over the roads. Out of boredom, and to entertain each other, my buddy and I used to see who could point out the roadkill first, and then say: "Good Job!" Quote
thelawgoddess Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 i didn't know you were from west virginia. that explains some stuff. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 thelawgoddess said: i didn't know you were from west virginia. that explains some stuff. I only spent a year there... Quote
Harry_Pi Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 Hello capitalist! Possum recipe Thank you allow oriental to post. Quote
thelawgoddess Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 thanks, harry. seems like an affordable dirtbag alternative to buying an expensive turkey this thanksgiving! Quote
Necronomicon Posted October 25, 2003 Posted October 25, 2003 How, exatcly, does this link remain on this board? Quote
Dan_Harris Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To prove to the possums and skunks it could be done!! Quote
Dru Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Dan_Harris said: Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To prove to the possums and skunks it could be done!! Why did trask* cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken in time. T*his joke is normally told with the words "the pervert" in the spot indicated by the asterisk but on this board there is no need to hide names. Quote
joe_average Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Dru said: Dan_Harris said: Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To prove to the possums and skunks it could be done!! Why did trask* cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken in time. T*his joke is normally told with the words "the pervert" in the spot indicated by the asterisk but on this board there is no need to hide names. Oh, it's KILLING me! Wow! That is SO FUNNY! Holy SHIT! Lame, jackass. Quote
EWolfe Posted October 26, 2003 Posted October 26, 2003 Dru said: Why did trask* cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken in time. STFU, Joe-k! Quote
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