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Shot me a possum last nite


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was being a pest for weeks and eating the neighbor's cat food. neighbor managed to wing it 2 nites ago with a .22 and when I got home from doin some shit last nite i saw the fucker slinking outta the garage and i pulled my .45 and wasted the varmint neat and clean. last time it was a racoon in his cat food. his wife always says to call trask for pest control. she's got nice tits too. have a nice wkend.

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Everyone knows how the little fellers play dead when they are in trouble?

 

When I was back in West Virginia, there were dead possoms all over the roads. Out of boredom, and to entertain each other, my buddy and I used to see who could point out the roadkill first, and then say:

 

"Good Job!" smile.gif

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Dan_Harris said:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

A:To prove to the possums and skunks it could be done!! grin.gif

 

yellaf.gif

 

Why did trask* cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken in time.

 

T*his joke is normally told with the words "the pervert" in the spot indicated by the asterisk but on this board there is no need to hide names. tongue.gif

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Dru said:

Dan_Harris said:

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

A:To prove to the possums and skunks it could be done!! grin.gif

 

yellaf.gif

 

Why did trask* cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken in time.

 

T*his joke is normally told with the words "the pervert" in the spot indicated by the asterisk but on this board there is no need to hide names. tongue.gif

yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif Oh, it's KILLING me! yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif Wow! That is SO FUNNY! yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif Holy SHIT! yelrotflmao.gifyelrotflmao.gif

 

rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifLame, jackass. thumbs_down.gifyellowsleep.gif

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