allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. Quote
Dru Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 did u ever see 12 monkeys what a fucked up weird movie Quote
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 one of the sorieties at my college, for part of initiation crap for pledges, used to line the girls up in the alley behind the house dressed in nothing but their panties. the older chicks used to get to go along the line and insult their appearance. one year the members of the frat next door joined in the fun Quote
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Posted October 23, 2003 I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked Quote
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. Quote
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. she really means, no soriety would pledge her - nerds not allowed Quote
Dru Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. but did u take pictures? u can PM them to me Quote
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 trask said: minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. she really means, no soriety would pledge her - nerds not allowed and of course i was crushed that an organization that spends that much time on the body fat % of it's members wouldn't have me oh wait.... i never bothered to waste my time w/rush week and all the blah blah blah Quote
vegetablebelay Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 Does sound a little like sour grapes... Quote
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Posted October 23, 2003 indeed minx never got any fine frat ass Quote
sk Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 vegetablebelay said: Does sound a little like sour grapes... sour only because they are so lame. I lived between 3 frat houses in 1993. I worked nights, and had to park my car 6 blocks from my apartment. That was the first time in my life I felt the need to carry mace Quote
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Quote
sk Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Quote
cracked Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies Werd. Quote
skykilo Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 What's a soriety? Is that like the sorry society of would-be sorority girls? Do the frat boys turn to them while the sorority girls are in Fiji? (I apologize ahead of time for nitpicking spelling, but with the many repetitions, somebody had to do it.) Quote
scrambler Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Gamma Delta Iota Quote
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Posted October 23, 2003 skykilo said: What's a soriety? Is that like the sorry society of would-be sorority girls? Do the frat boys turn to them while the sorority girls are in Fiji? (I apologize ahead of time for nitpicking spelling, but with the many repetitions, somebody had to do it.) indeed! i guess it's just subconscience disdain that i choose to misspell that word repeatedly. GDI Quote
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