allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 That joke is SOOOOO trask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 did u ever see 12 monkeys what a fucked up weird movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 one of the sorieties at my college, for part of initiation crap for pledges, used to line the girls up in the alley behind the house dressed in nothing but their panties. the older chicks used to get to go along the line and insult their appearance. one year the members of the frat next door joined in the fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. she really means, no soriety would pledge her - nerds not allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. but did u take pictures? u can PM them to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 trask said: minx said: trask said: I'm sorry for your pain minx - insults about your body must'a sucked thanks for you feigned concern, but i was not involved in these activities. i would not join a soriety. she really means, no soriety would pledge her - nerds not allowed and of course i was crushed that an organization that spends that much time on the body fat % of it's members wouldn't have me oh wait.... i never bothered to waste my time w/rush week and all the blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Does sound a little like sour grapes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 indeed minx never got any fine frat ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 vegetablebelay said: Does sound a little like sour grapes... sour only because they are so lame. I lived between 3 frat houses in 1993. I worked nights, and had to park my car 6 blocks from my apartment. That was the first time in my life I felt the need to carry mace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies Werd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 guys just wanna have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 What's a soriety? Is that like the sorry society of would-be sorority girls? Do the frat boys turn to them while the sorority girls are in Fiji? (I apologize ahead of time for nitpicking spelling, but with the many repetitions, somebody had to do it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 minx said: yup! definitely sour grapes! i'm super bitter about not joining a soriety. nothing says fun like like living with 50 barbies....oh wait! i'm not a guy...sorry, that might be fun Gamma Delta Iota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 skykilo said: What's a soriety? Is that like the sorry society of would-be sorority girls? Do the frat boys turn to them while the sorority girls are in Fiji? (I apologize ahead of time for nitpicking spelling, but with the many repetitions, somebody had to do it.) indeed! i guess it's just subconscience disdain that i choose to misspell that word repeatedly. GDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrambler Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Yes, a takeoff on sobriety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Eta Beta Pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 WE'VE GOT BUSH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Dru said: Eta Beta Pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 minx said: GDI Fuck the greeks GDI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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