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MisterE said:

You suck horsecock, assblaster. Roll over and die in that pile of offal you call a home, Necropheliac the_finger.gif

 

Your useless spew is about as entertaining as a Nazi commune, pissant. boxing_smiley.gif

 

the idea of a nazi commune is quite interesting... prehaps somewhat of an oxymoron i would say given their distaste for the socialists.

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scott_harpell said:

MisterE said:

You suck horsecock, assblaster. Roll over and die in that pile of offal you call a home, Necropheliac the_finger.gif

 

Your useless spew is about as entertaining as a Nazi commune, pissant. boxing_smiley.gif

 

the idea of a nazi commune is quite interesting... prehaps somewhat of an oxymoron i would say given their distaste for the socialists.

 

The reference has history. When I was working for Patch Adams in West Virginia, the predominant leader of the White Fascist party got driven out of Idaho, and had recently re-established less than 5 miles from Patch's place. It was a definite "commune", although they probably had a different word for it. It had all of the elements, and the nights where Gesundheit! and the White Supremacists were at the same bar in Hillsboro were quite interesting - of course we were trying to convert each other hahaha.gif

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Ever since I saw a book of photos by the late Robert Maplethorpe, I've had a dream...

 

I figure I can stuff a small hydrazine solid propellent rocket booster up my ass and fire myself off towards Denali. I've had this dream for a long time, but only recently have anus sized mini-rockets been made available to the climbing community.

 

Upon re-entry, and landing, I plan to don my one peice snowmobile suit, and grab my bag of flour, and head towards the summit, where I will send the first fax.

 

Please send cash contributions and T-Shirt orders to:

NecrosRectalRetroRocketPoweredDenaliAscentAndTshirts@chestbeater.com

 

Thanks for supporting me in this, and thanks for keeping Robert Maplethorpe in your hearts as you walk through life each day.

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HRoark said:

Necronomicon said:

T-Shirts any one?

 

I'll take a t-shirt and a front row seat at your long-ass slide show in the rain. thumbs_up.gif

 

T-Shirts will come in XXXL chest/L waist sizes only (they are sized for my body). My entire climbing resume will be on the back, and "I'm better that you. Ask me why." on the front right breast.

 

As far as the slide show, I'm planning on a stop motion movie built from slides, one slide per second, with commentary. There will also be mimes that will mime each word I utter. No beer, though, I want you to experience the purity of my mind and being.

 

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