jon Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Where on campus? I think I'll wear my helmet to classes now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegetablebelay Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Hiking along behind the gf last fall with a baseball hat on, staring at her heels. She's a bit shorter than me and didn't hesitate as she walked under the log across the trail. I think I lost two inches of height that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 JON GET YOURSELF OVER THE MEDICAL CENTER ASAP. YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FEEL IT THIS MOMENT BUT YOUR SPINE WAS IMPACTED. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS WORTH? I MEAN YOUR CHANCE A BEING A PRO CYCLIST IS NOW OUT THE WINDOW. WHAT WAS LANCE ARMSTRONG'S TAKE HOME LAST YEAR? YOU ARE ATLEAST ENTITLED TO 1/4 OF THAT!!!! Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 DANG jon... are you okay???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Erik my chance of becoming a pro cyclist disappeared when I discovered beer. I should sue them, they don't pay me enough, and my perks is dealing with everyone's bullshit. Â The parking lot behind Architecture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 As your attorney I advise you to drink heavily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 jon said: So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit. Â Damn dude! Hope you're okay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 compo makes me wear a hard hat in the bush for just this reason, but its the first time i ever heard of a tree branch actually hitting anyone. Â jon, did you notice if it made a sound? you could help solve an important philosophical conundrum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Man my head hurts, but happy hour starts in an hour. yummy yum yum  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 jon said: Man my head hurts, but happy hour starts in an hour. yummy yum yum  another strike against the theory that blows to the head can cause personality changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Shit dood, I though you were going to say you picked up the stick from the ground, spun around and knocked out your girl friend who had just clobered you with a bat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 My coworkers said if I stopped making chicken and other animal noises they'd know something was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberBuxom Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 jon said: So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit. someone or something doesnt like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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