Smack my bitch up

[jon]

So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit.

[cracked]

Where on campus? I think I'll wear my helmet to classes now.

[vegetablebelay]

Hiking along behind the gf last fall with a baseball hat on, staring at her heels. She's a bit shorter than me and didn't hesitate as she walked under the log across the trail.

I think I lost two inches of height that day.

[erik]

JON GET YOURSELF OVER THE MEDICAL CENTER ASAP. YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FEEL IT THIS MOMENT BUT YOUR SPINE WAS IMPACTED. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS WORTH? I MEAN YOUR CHANCE A BEING A PRO CYCLIST IS NOW OUT THE WINDOW. WHAT WAS LANCE ARMSTRONG'S TAKE HOME LAST YEAR? YOU ARE ATLEAST ENTITLED TO 1/4 OF THAT!!!!

 

 

[sk]

DANG jon... are you okay????

[jon]

Erik my chance of becoming a pro cyclist disappeared when I discovered beer. I should sue them, they don't pay me enough, and my perks is dealing with everyone's bullshit.

 

The parking lot behind Architecture.

[specialed]

As your attorney I advise you to drink heavily

[bunglehead]

jon said:

So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit.

 

Damn dude! Hope you're okay!

[Dru]

compo makes me wear a hard hat in the bush for just this reason, but its the first time i ever heard of a tree branch actually hitting anyone.

 

jon, did you notice if it made a sound? you could help solve an important philosophical conundrum

[jon]

Man my head hurts, but happy hour starts in an hour. yummy yum yum

 

[lI1|1!]

jon said:

Man my head hurts, but happy hour starts in an hour. yummy yum yum

 

another strike against the theory that blows to the head can cause personality changes.

[Fejas]

Shit dood,

I though you were going to say you picked up the stick from the ground, spun around and knocked out your girl friend who had just clobered you with a bat...

[jon]

My coworkers said if I stopped making chicken and other animal noises they'd know something was wrong.

[AmberBuxom]

jon said:

So I'm just walking along campus, minding my own business, and all of the sudden somebody whacks me across the head with a baseball bat. It hurts like hell and I'm like what the fuck just happened, expecting to see that chump mikeadam or something. As I'm leaning over in unbelievable pain, I see a big tree branch laying next to me. Looking it over it's about 4 feet long and about an inch to an inch and a half in diameter. I pick the fucker up and it weighs probably 20 to 25 pounds. Had it fallen from a couple feet higher I'm not sure if I would have been walking away. Scary shit.

someone or something doesnt like you.