allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Dave, if you don't like football, you're a damn turncoat pinko commie bastard. I've been wanting to say that for a couple days now. I suppose you enjoy "trading spaces" or "blind date". I feel better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Football sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 trask said: Dave, if you don't like football, you're a damn turncoat pinko commie bastard. I've been wanting to say that for a couple days now. I suppose you enjoy "trading spaces" or "blind date". I feel better now. Wrong thread sucker!!!!!!! This post blongs on the Rush thread. I don't watch comercial TV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Back on topic. The perfict song for this thread by Frank Zappa I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don’t mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin’ from Done spent three hours An’ I ain’t got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you ain’t been to it ’cause I can’t get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta get out of it Before I get into it ’cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An’ I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An’ you’re half-way there ’cause if my mind’s tore up Then my body don’t care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An’ said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin’ the bet An’ wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasn’t done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldn’t give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An’ asked if she had any cooties on there (whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin’ Buns up! I was wheelin’ an dealin’ Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh! She surrended to the feelin’ She sweetly surrendered An’ she started in to squealin’ Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red Some drool rollin’ down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered ’n quaked An’ clutched at herself While her sister made a joke ’bout her mental health ’till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...dora... M-m-m...it’s real angora Would y’all like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An’ how ’bout you, fauna? Y’wanna? Mmm...sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’ Did you say you want some more? Well, here’s some more... Mmm, sure...listen D’you think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? Mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize ’em... Gimme your lighter... I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum (y’jes can’t do it) I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Blissbox brings you a World first! The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe. All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play” Reviewer: Kay Reeves who is 31 and in a relationship My boyfriend bought me this vibe and I really didn’t think it would be up to much! I was so surprised when we plugged it into my laptop. It’s great! The different vibration settings mean I can change the buzz it gives my button in a flash. The heavy pulse of one pattern actually gave me a huge orgasm before my boyfriend could get in me! I swear I could feel it even in my nipples. The patterns are very varied and really excellent. I love it and he does too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Greg_W Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Anna said: Cum on Greg, bitch? I KNOW you can do better than that! Think creative.... No, that's my honest opinion of you. I like to keep it simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 marylou said: rbw1966 said: marylou said: There you go, fellas. Have at it. Sounds like allison should practice what she preaches. I do, Rob. I don't make sexually charged remarks on the Internet. Alllison, what I was referring to above was your comment directed to Anna (trask): "Yo" how about you mind your own business! It seems you are ok with provoking people but when they respond you get, in your own words, 'snarky'. You make an unsolicited comment I quoted above "there you go fellas. . ." and then proceed to tell her to mind her own business after she/he responds. Surely you can see the hypocrisy in that. But what do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 how do you spell bitch? alli... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmberBuxom Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Stonehead said: Blissbox brings you a World first! The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! one a those and dominos pizza delivery on the phone speed dial and i will never leave the house again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I like football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Football sucks. "Trading Places" is great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 dryad said: Football sucks. "Trading Places" is great. realy both suck.. I watch cc.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Trading Places is gay. Football is better. Muffy is a nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Figger_Eight said: Trading Places is gay. Football is better. Muffy is a nerd. DUHHHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 football was a hell of a lot more fun to play as a kid than it is to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Yup, Trading Spaces is really gay. \Gay\, a. [Compar. Gayer; superl. Gayest.] [F. gai, perhaps fr. OHG. g?hi swift, rapid, G. g["a]h, j["a]h, steep, hasty; or cf. OHG. w?hi beatiful, good. Cf. Jay.] 1. Excited with merriment; manifesting sportiveness or delight; inspiring delight; livery; merry. See, like I said, great show! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 that goddamn Hildi is the queen of darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I saw a woman plaster an entire bathroom with plastic fake flowers on that show once... I thought I was going to BARF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 "You go, Vern" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Yeah, seeing all the really hideous projects is what makes it so entertaining! Trask, it's great to see that you're not too macho to admit that you watch it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 yeah, once in awhile i do, along with monster garage, monster house, and orange county choppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 Monster House kicks ass! What about Junkyard Wars? That's pretty cool. I love all those shows where weird people build weird shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I've never been into Junkyard Wars. Those English fukkas are weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted October 8, 2003 Author Share Posted October 8, 2003 I like English weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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