gapertimmy Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 just thought of it last night: What kind of beer does a pirate drink? PB ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 and where does a pirate drink it? At the B-arrrrrr! some welder chick i was dating loved pirate jokes but i can't remember any. at least i think she was a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 What is the pirate's favorite public radio station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 catbirdseat said: What is the pirate's favorite public radio station? Well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 yeah! What's the punchline? is it 650, the traffic update station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 michael_layton said: yeah! What's the punchline? is it 650, the traffic update station? Enn - Pee - Arrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Yarrrrrrrrrr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 what's a pirate's favorite fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 What's a pirates favorite branch of the military? Who's a pirates favorite wine maker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Beck said: what's a pirate's favorite fish? Albacorrrrrrrr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Been teaching my daughter some jokes. Here's an old standard: A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Interrupting cow. B. Interrupting cow wh.... A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo! Here's an updated version: A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Interrupting chicken with an identity crisis. B. Interrupting chicken wh... A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo! Then here's one I made up that I tried on my wife (hope my daughter doesn't take it to school): A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Help, I'm on fire. B. Help, I'm on fire wh....... A. (Before B finishes, A throws a glass of water at B!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 a pirate's favorite fish? pirates have two: the G-arrrrrr, and the Goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 actually, the pirate's least favorite of the military is the Coast Garrrrrd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond? A: ARRRchetype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Find your piratical name Iron Jack Rackham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Iron Grace Bonney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Hey, that was fun. Dirty Tom Flint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Captain Morty Flint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Harris Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Dirty Davy Read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 pope said: Hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! And do you know why? Because of all the boot-tay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Booty!! Mmmm I love booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Correction: Booty. Arrrrrrgh, matey, I love booty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 pirates of the potomac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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