gapertimmy Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 just thought of it last night: What kind of beer does a pirate drink? PB ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Quote
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 and where does a pirate drink it? At the B-arrrrrr! some welder chick i was dating loved pirate jokes but i can't remember any. at least i think she was a woman. Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 What is the pirate's favorite public radio station? Quote
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 catbirdseat said: What is the pirate's favorite public radio station? Well? Quote
layton Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 yeah! What's the punchline? is it 650, the traffic update station? Quote
EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 michael_layton said: yeah! What's the punchline? is it 650, the traffic update station? Enn - Pee - Arrrr! Quote
layton Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 What's a pirates favorite branch of the military? Who's a pirates favorite wine maker? Quote
pope Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Beck said: what's a pirate's favorite fish? Albacorrrrrrrr? Quote
pope Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Been teaching my daughter some jokes. Here's an old standard: A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Interrupting cow. B. Interrupting cow wh.... A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo! Here's an updated version: A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Interrupting chicken with an identity crisis. B. Interrupting chicken wh... A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo! Then here's one I made up that I tried on my wife (hope my daughter doesn't take it to school): A. Knock knock. B. Who dere? A. Help, I'm on fire. B. Help, I'm on fire wh....... A. (Before B finishes, A throws a glass of water at B!) Quote
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 a pirate's favorite fish? pirates have two: the G-arrrrrr, and the Goldfish. Quote
Beck Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 actually, the pirate's least favorite of the military is the Coast Garrrrrd! Quote
EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond? A: ARRRchetype. Quote
EWolfe Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Find your piratical name Iron Jack Rackham Quote
TIGHE Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 pope said: Hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! And do you know why? Because of all the boot-tay! Quote
catbirdseat Posted September 14, 2003 Posted September 14, 2003 Correction: Booty. Arrrrrrgh, matey, I love booty. Quote
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