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a new pirate joke


gapertimmy

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Been teaching my daughter some jokes. Here's an old standard:

 

A. Knock knock.

B. Who dere?

A. Interrupting cow.

B. Interrupting cow wh....

A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo!

 

 

Here's an updated version:

 

A. Knock knock.

B. Who dere?

A. Interrupting chicken with an identity crisis.

B. Interrupting chicken wh...

A. (Before B finishes) Mooooooo!

 

 

Then here's one I made up that I tried on my wife (hope my daughter doesn't take it to school):

 

A. Knock knock.

B. Who dere?

A. Help, I'm on fire.

B. Help, I'm on fire wh.......

A. (Before B finishes, A throws a glass of water at B!)

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