Beck Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 another thread has climbers going on and on about marriage and comittment, etc... I've found dirtbaggin a perfect excuse for stayin single!!! no woman i've yet run into REALLY wants a dirtbag climber, as soon as they find out you want to spend your honeymoon doing a two month traverse of the Greenland icecap, they're outta there! Unless they are of a dirtbag breed themselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 That engagement with Marylou not goin so well, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Beck said: another thread has climbers going on and on about marriage and comittment, etc... I've found dirtbaggin a perfect excuse for stayin single!!! no woman i've yet run into REALLY wants a dirtbag climber, as soon as they find out you want to spend your honeymoon doing a two month traverse of the Greenland icecap, they're outta there! Unless they are of a dirtbag breed themselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Yep and Fred Becky is quite the chic magnet too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 No way, you ESPECIALLY don't want to marry another dirtbag. You'll be eating Ramen for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I think I may be a dirtbag is there a suport group for that?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 So ummmmmm what happens if you get married, THEN find out the partner is a dirtbag or dirtbag wanna-be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 You can ask my ex-wife, she can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted August 29, 2003 Author Share Posted August 29, 2003 Muffy, ask yourself this- "do I like to sleep in the dirt?" "do I like it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Beck said: Muffy, ask yourself this- "do I like to sleep in the dirt?" "do I like it?" why yes I do. I love to sleep in the dirt. LOVE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I think I may be a dirtbag is there a suport group for that?? I think your local chapter meets here monthly: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Figger_Eight said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I think I may be a dirtbag is there a suport group for that?? I think your local chapter meets here monthly: AHHHHH SMIFFF have I told you all lately THAT I LOVE TO ROCKCLIMB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Figger_Eight said: You can ask my ex-wife, she can tell you. No thanks ~ I'll figure it out on my own. Have a toddler who loves the dirt. I like to get dirty, but a HOT shower afterwards is also great. I do not enjoy sleeping in the dirt - only playing in it Does this mean that I am sassy, snobish, or goodie tooshos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 YAY GOING HOME!!! GOING CLIMBING AND DRINKING!!! LIFE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted August 30, 2003 Share Posted August 30, 2003 ...but sometimes it just happens Bzzzzt. Disqualified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted August 30, 2003 Author Share Posted August 30, 2003 (edited) ...you don't want to eat ramen the rest of your life, its deep fried! ...switch up to rice noodle, still almost as cheap, for dirtbagger's pocketbook... and dirtbagger's anonymous, well, it meets just about everywhere! Edited August 30, 2003 by Beck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Beck said: ...you don't want to eat ramen the rest of your life, its deep fried! ...switch up to rice noodle, still almost as cheap, for dirtbagger's pocketbook... and dirtbagger's anonymous, well, it meets just about everywhere! yeppers. last night we met at a local pub, after I bummed some blays off some kids... later Tex showed up to teach diertbagging lessons. Then I got up this morning and climbed some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncascademtns Posted August 31, 2003 Share Posted August 31, 2003 Beck said: no woman i've yet run into .... Beck, You really need to mount a crash pad on the front of your bike. Heck! Forget the women, maybe your need to rap one around yourself after leaving each PUB CLUB night. You're due for a few more scratches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted August 31, 2003 Author Share Posted August 31, 2003 (edited) there's a Robert Service poem out there about the curse of the mountaineer and dirtbag called "the men that don't fit in" Edited August 31, 2003 by Beck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Beck said: there's a Robert Service poem out there about the curse of the mountaineer and dirtbag called "the men that don't fit in" Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, friends getting killed climbing, kayaking etc, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and loud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 sisu_suomi said: Beck said: there's a Robert Service poem out there about the curse of the mountaineer and dirtbag called "the men that don't fit in" Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, dead friends, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and oud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn. You must be fuckin ancient! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babnik Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 no doubt! he got married like 10 years before i was born! congrats on keeping this mrs. Some day mabe i will be as lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Sphinx said: sisu_suomi said: Beck said: there's a Robert Service poem out there about the curse of the mountaineer and dirtbag called "the men that don't fit in" Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, dead friends, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and oud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn. You must be fuckin ancient! Hey Sphincter, kiss my lilly white ass. hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 sisu_suomi said: Sphinx said: sisu_suomi said: Beck said: there's a Robert Service poem out there about the curse of the mountaineer and dirtbag called "the men that don't fit in" Da be me. And IF it had not been for my very loving wife that I married 32 years ago I would be dead. She has put up with shit, dirt, trips, disappearences, guns, dead friends, skinned out animals in the house, fur and feathers floating around the house, wierd and oud friends spending time at the house...sleeping, eating, farting etc. Some women would of walked years ago but she has SISU after living with a Finn. You must be fuckin ancient! Hey Sphincter, kiss my lilly white ass. hahahahah Yer like 50 years oldern me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted September 2, 2003 Share Posted September 2, 2003 Sphinx said: That engagement with Marylou not goin so well, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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