allthumbs Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Trad or Sport What's your pleasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Please define. Trad fucking being missionary? Sport fucking being contrived positions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Trad being like true blue to one partner Sport like screwing around with many  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i was guessing sport is when you wear one. Â i guess i like trad better, but only in the context of a reasonably long term relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 mixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregm Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 JoshK said: Please define. Trad fucking being missionary? Sport fucking being contrived positions?  one could argue doggie style is more trad than the missionary  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 what about Yoga? i'm always blown away where a Yoga girl's legs can go that's gotta hurt (so good ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I would say that trad is longer and takes more time, there's routefinding issues, (hopefully no bushwacking), exhiliarating runouts, jamming, etc. THere's lots of cool toys and gizmos in trad. Â Sport would be short-lived, safer, with a guaranteed outcome. It's over quicker and you don't have as many gizmos to utilize. Â I'll take trad, thank you. Although in this 'trad', there's no such thing as 'excessive gardening' - shave that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 trask said: what about Yoga? i'm always blown away where a Yoga girl's legs can go that's gotta hurt (so good ) Â My X was a high-level gymnast....oh man...never should have gave that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 minx said: mixed  Like with ice tools and crampons? Wow, you're hardcore. Hopefully no drytooling going on, there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 trask said: Trad or Sport What's your pleasure? Â please extend your metaphor to bouldering, buildering, minxed , ice, high altitude mountaineering, seige and alpine style, and rappelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 I'm hooked up with a nympho at the moment. Although it goes against my principals to endure more than a couple nights with someone, I'm sticking this one out for awhile, because I'll probably never find such a "insatiable sex lover" as this girl, again. Sacrifices must be made occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Dru said: trask said: Trad or Sport What's your pleasure? Â please extend your metaphor to bouldering, buildering, minxed , ice, high altitude mountaineering, seige and alpine style, and rappelling. Â I think it would be very easy to draw the parallels between bouldering and masturbation and ice climbing and S&M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Greg_W said: minx said: mixed  Like with ice tools and crampons? Wow, you're hardcore. Hopefully no drytooling going on, there.  i like to make use of all the possibilities.  i wouldn't expect someone who stays home to do laundry and has an earring to understand  stick w/your wussy trad and sporto stuff.  anybody else think greg's fondness for guns has to do w/compensating for other things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 trask said: I'm hooked up with a nympho at the moment. Although it goes against my principals to endure more than a couple nights with someone, I'm sticking this one out for awhile, because I'll probably never find such a "insatiable sex lover" as this girl, again. Sacrifices must be made occasionally. Â first time i ever heard anyone describe their hand as a "nympho" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 minx said: I like to make use of anything that takes 'C' batteries. Â Well, that's understandable. Way to take things into your own hands...or tools, as it were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 minx said: Greg_W said: minx said: mixed  Like with ice tools and crampons? Wow, you're hardcore. Hopefully no drytooling going on, there.  i like to make use of all the possibilities.  i wouldn't expect someone who stays home to do laundry and has an earring to understand  stick w/your wussy trad and sporto stuff.  anybody else think greg's fondness for guns has to do w/compensating for other things? Damn...that's harsh!!!! WOWOW ...mental note: Don't piss minxy off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Greg_W said: minx said: I like to make use of anything that takes 'C' batteries. Â Well, that's understandable. Way to take things into your own hands...or tools, as it were. Â that was a really nice edit. how is that you know what size batteries "tools" take? got a few of your own? Â when i take matters into my own hands,as it were, it doesn't involve installing a batteries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 minx said: when i take matters into my own hands,as it were, it doesn't involve installing a batteries  Sounds old school; maybe you are a 'trad' girl after all; it's just free soloing when you're doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Greg_W said: minx said: when i take matters into my own hands,as it were, it doesn't involve installing a batteries  Sounds old school; maybe you are a 'trad' girl after all; it's just free soloing when you're doing it.  greg~ now i see your problem. theres more than one way to do it. i don't know about you but i don't do it the same way everytime.  try some variety. maybe then you can keep a girl around for a while and you won't have to borrow trask's goats anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 18, 2003 Author Share Posted July 18, 2003 Energizer or Duracell? you make the call Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 minx said: Greg_W said: minx said: when i take matters into my own hands,as it were, it doesn't involve installing a batteries  Sounds old school; maybe you are a 'trad' girl after all; it's just free soloing when you're doing it.  greg~ now i see your problem. theres more than one way to do it. i don't know about you but i don't do it the same way everytime.  try some variety. maybe then you can keep a girl around for a while and you won't have to borrow trask's goats anymore  Of course there's more than one way to do it. I try and fit in as many ways as possible in a given night.  Girls versus goats is not the problem. It's girls with more endurance than the goats is the problem. Maybe you should take care of business more often, you're sounding kind of edgy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Dwayner's First Experience poetically summarized by Jacque Brel: Â Â Â NEXT Naked as sin, an army towel Covering my belly Some of us blush, somehow Knees turning to jelly "Next, next". Â I was still just a kid There were a hundred like me I followed a naked body A naked body followed me "Next, next". Â I was still just a kid When my innocence was lost In a mobile army whorehouse Gift of the army, free of cost "Next, next". Â Me, I really would have liked A little touch of tenderness Maybe a word, a smile An hour of happiness But, "next, next". Â Oh, it wasn't so tragic The high heavens did not fall But how much of that time I hated being there at all "Next, next". Â Now I always will recall The brothel truck, the flying flags The queer lieutenant who slapped Our asses as if we were fags "Next, next". Â I swear on the wet head Of my first case of gonorrhea It is his ugly voice That I forever hear: "Next, next." Â Â And since then each woman I have taken to bed Seems to laugh in my arms To whisper through my head "Next, next." Â All the naked and the well-fed Should hold each other's hands As they watch me scream at night In a dream no one understands "Next, next". Â And when I am not screaming In a voice grown dry and hollow I stand on endless naked lines Of the following and the followed "Next, next". Â Anything, I'll do anything To get out of line to survive Not ever to be next Not ever to be next. Â Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 There's endurance, and on the other hand there's the muscle-power needed for incredible bursts of speed and power. This combination is only found in the ballet dancer. (Warning: Only for those who can handle the head case that comes with the ballet dancer package.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 RobBob said: (Warning: Only for those who can handle the head case that comes with the ballet dancer package.) Â A little psycho is a good thing, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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