JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 And Never Leaves Home Without Heat Glad you instilled your beliefs into your illegitimate children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Is it true that the first "woman" you ever had as actually a hollowed-out well-lubed haggis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 GW was told it was fun to stick his tool in the backside of a bear. Simple mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Watch out Boys! DOn't tease too much! I hear his rifle collection is growing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 Greg_W said: Is it true that the first "woman" you ever had as actually a hollowed-out well-lubed haggis. With those ear-rings of yours, I imagine you've been mistaken for a "woman" once or twice. Maybe that's what you wanted. As for the haggis, you've all seen American Pie. What's so wrong with Scottish Pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 kitten said: Watch out Boys! DOn't tease too much! I hear his rifle collection is growing Kitten, who's the hag in your avatar pic? (goddamn, I hope that's not you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: kitten said: Watch out Boys! DOn't tease too much! I hear his rifle collection is growing Kitten, who's the hag in your avatar pic? (goddamn, I hope that's not you) Still looks like Sinead O'Connor, but with more hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 JGowans said: As for the haggis, you've all seen American Pie. What's so wrong with Scottish Pie? I guess when all your father's sheep run for cover you've got no other choice, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 It's a conspiracy, man. The CIA, man. They're like trying to make us scared and shit. Oooh, guns in the Teddy Bears. Where can we possibly be safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: kitten said: Kitten, who's the hag in your avatar pic? (goddamn, I hope that's not you) If you don't like it ~ I can change it again. It is just a differnt picture of Sinead O'connor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 kitten said: Watch out Boys! DOn't tease too much! I hear his rifle collection is growing at least he can be happy that he still has one thing that grows then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 kitten said: trask said: kitten said: Kitten, who's the hag in your avatar pic? (goddamn, I hope that's not you) If you don't like it ~ I can change it again. It is just a differnt picture of Sinead O'connor I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? oh, you mean your mama? she was overrated and dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? cmon dude that was a self portrait trask took of himself dressed up in his ex wifes clothes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Dru said: JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? cmon dude that was a self portrait trask took of himself dressed up in his ex wifes clothes. really dru? that why you sent me 3 PM's asking me to come up and spend the nite witcha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? oh, you mean your mama? she was overrated and dry try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: Dru said: JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? cmon dude that was a self portrait trask took of himself dressed up in his ex wifes clothes. really dru? that why you sent me 3 PM's asking me to come up and spend the nite witcha? no it was cause i was gonna recycle you thru the local rendering plant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 JGowans said: trask said: JGowans said: trask said:I think she's the skankiest, ugliest beyotch I've ever seen. Oh well what about that nasty ho on your deck the other day? oh, you mean your mama? she was overrated and dry try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: JGowans said:try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Next week I'll give you some tips on how to interact with them...you know...talk coherently about things other than tits, pussies, cum-guzzling, etc. Good grief, I do believe I exhausted your entire vocabulary in one sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 JGowans said: trask said: JGowans said:try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Next week I'll give you some tips on how to interact with them...you know...talk coherently about things other than tits, pussies, cum-guzzling, etc. Good grief, I do believe I exhausted your entire vocabulary in one sentence. Good Gawd, I'm speechless Now STFU or I'll put on my sombrero and dance the La Cucaracha on your testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 (edited) trask said: JGowans said: trask said: JGowans said:try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Next week I'll give you some tips on how to interact with them...you know...talk coherently about things other than tits, pussies, cum-guzzling, etc. Good grief, I do believe I exhausted your entire vocabulary in one sentence. Good Gawd, I'm speechless Now STFU or I'll put on my sombrero and dance the La Cucaracha on your testicles. Holy shit somebody mark this day as an occasion!!! TRASK IS SPEECHLESS Edited July 17, 2003 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: trask said: JGowans said: trask said: JGowans said:try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Next week I'll give you some tips on how to interact with them...you know...talk coherently about things other than tits, pussies, cum-guzzling, etc. Good grief, I do believe I exhausted your entire vocabulary in one sentence. Good Gawd, I'm speechless Now STFU or I'll put on my sombrero and dance the La Cucaracha on your testicles. Holy shit somebody mark this day as an occasion!!! TRASK IS SPACHLESS no muffin, I didn't say I was spackling, I said I was speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 all fixed If I could type and spell, I would be dangerous... employable too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 trask said: JGowans said: trask said: JGowans said:try foreplay. chicks generally need to 1. Be attracted to your sorry ass and 2. Experience some foreplay before they'll be anything other than dry. I can't believe I have to give advice to such a "worldly" guy like you. I guess it's up to the Euros to show you Yanks how to treat the ladies eh? you're funny, offering sex advice to me. what a twit. Next week I'll give you some tips on how to interact with them...you know...talk coherently about things other than tits, pussies, cum-guzzling, etc. Good grief, I do believe I exhausted your entire vocabulary in one sentence. Good Gawd, I'm speechless Now STFU or I'll put on my sombrero and dance the La Cucaracha on your testicles. The only dancing you've ever seen involves a greased pole and small bills down crusty panties. Your mother really should change her underwear more often than on Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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