allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 ...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time. Quote
AlpineK Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Shut up, gunslinging John Wayne fetishist, sheepshagging alcoholic dropout, and tree trimming pansy! Go fuck your respective selves, or, for a new twist, your collective selves. Â Dr. Flash Amazing will now retire to the den for a fine ale and some literature, leaving you knuckle-dragging, poop-stained troglodytes to your lubricious devices. Â Fuck off Dr Flash Fuck. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 iain said: life's too short to hold 'em  Dateless, huh? Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Flash, go change your Kotex, yur smellin' up the place. Quote
Greg_W Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: ...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time. Â One of the ultimate dilemmas in male-female interrelation, for sure. Maybe just surprise her with a "dutch oven" one night in bed and let that be the ice breaker. Quote
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 maybe a cork would help trask. the potential projectile might cause some concern though. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Trask, have you made funeral arrangements and seen to your life insurance policy, you senile casket case? Run along and die, already. Quote
RuMR Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Quote
AlpineK Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: A tree trimming pansy, uh huh. Â You're nothing but a lycra clad dilettante. Go jam some escargot and fine wine up your ass. Â Â Quote
Greg_W Posted July 15, 2003 Author Posted July 15, 2003 RuMR said: fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Â RumR knows!! Quote
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 inconceivable that you don't know about the dutch oven. I laugh everytime I see that "dutch oven cookery" book at outdoor stores. Quote
sobo Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: what's a "dutch oven"? Â Also known as a "submarine". See RuMR's def ^^ Quote
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 Greg_W said: RuMR said: fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Â RumR knows!! COOL!!!!! eyes water, nose runs, something the two of us can enjoy. Quote
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 can be used as an adjective as well, as in it's so f'ing DUTCH in here. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Posted July 15, 2003 AlpineK said: Dr_Flash_Amazing said: A tree trimming pansy, uh huh. Â You're nothing but a lycra clad dilettante. Go jam some escargot and fine wine up your ass. Â Â How DARE you speak to your father that way?! You're grounded for a week, you impudent little shit! Quote
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