sobo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Observational Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 ...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: Shut up, gunslinging John Wayne fetishist, sheepshagging alcoholic dropout, and tree trimming pansy! Go fuck your respective selves, or, for a new twist, your collective selves. Â Dr. Flash Amazing will now retire to the den for a fine ale and some literature, leaving you knuckle-dragging, poop-stained troglodytes to your lubricious devices. Â Fuck off Dr Flash Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 life's too short to hold 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 A tree trimming pansy, uh huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 iain said: life's too short to hold 'em  Dateless, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Flash, go change your Kotex, yur smellin' up the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: ...so the other dilemma I'm always faced with when dating a new chica, is the farting issue. when is it cool to let 'er rip? a week, a month, a year? gawd, i'm so confused .... and bound up tighter'n a bull's ass in fly time. Â One of the ultimate dilemmas in male-female interrelation, for sure. Maybe just surprise her with a "dutch oven" one night in bed and let that be the ice breaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 maybe a cork would help trask. the potential projectile might cause some concern though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Trask, have you made funeral arrangements and seen to your life insurance policy, you senile casket case? Run along and die, already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 what's a "dutch oven"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: A tree trimming pansy, uh huh. Â You're nothing but a lycra clad dilettante. Go jam some escargot and fine wine up your ass. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 RuMR said: fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Â RumR knows!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 inconceivable that you don't know about the dutch oven. I laugh everytime I see that "dutch oven cookery" book at outdoor stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: what's a "dutch oven"? Â Also known as a "submarine". See RuMR's def ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 Greg_W said: RuMR said: fart under the covers...pull said covers over her head...sit back laugh... Â RumR knows!! COOL!!!!! eyes water, nose runs, something the two of us can enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 can be used as an adjective as well, as in it's so f'ing DUTCH in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 AlpineK said: Dr_Flash_Amazing said: A tree trimming pansy, uh huh. Â You're nothing but a lycra clad dilettante. Go jam some escargot and fine wine up your ass. Â Â How DARE you speak to your father that way?! You're grounded for a week, you impudent little shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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