RobBob Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 never went rock climbing while at Tech, but hiked a lot. Also got caught parking/smoking on what turned out to be the police firing range on Brush Mtn. Was with a girl-not-my-girlfriend...conversation went something like this: "Mr. RobBob, you don't want to go down to Montgomery County courthouse tonight, do you?" "Sir, you do not know how much I do not want to do that tonight!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 RobBob said: gt, no Richard Simmonses at VaT! Sobo, then you had the mechanical drawing class where you actually had to print pages of lettering. That was a real winner. ahhh richard simmons attended that fine institution known as wahoovilleU... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Wrestling at the 118 lb weight class, i used to almost crack up every time the announcer would say "and for the Fighting Gobblers..." HAHAHAHA I miss tech and the NRG! Craggin' out here sux compared to that place... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 What the heck is a Hokie, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Rumor has it as a castrated turkey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 false of course... Our turkeys had HUGE balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from the other Tech further south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 ...all dirt roads lead to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 VA Tech! (jes' back from lunch - wuddiduh miss?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I wrote a good little TR about canoeing the New once, then got ready to post and it vaporized. Wild, wonderful western and West VA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sobo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 RobBob said: gt, no Richard Simmonses at VaT! Sobo, then you had the mechanical drawing class where you actually had to print pages of lettering. That was a real winner. I soooooo don't remember anything from that first trip to VT in '79. I was so bound up in mind-altering substances that I don't really remember quitting. My memory was horribly refreshed by the Dean of Admissions in '83, tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 "I dream of playing Cav b-ball!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobBob Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 hey Sobo, you didn't live in Lee dorm, did you? There was a guy at the end of my hall who I distinctly remember on the last day to resign w/o penalty. I came back from class, and this dude was yelling "Hey Rob, you better get over there and resign...everybody's doing it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00 DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., lshpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS HE USED A WHEELBARROW TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR 2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER CHORUS: BEER GUTS OF AMERICA STAND UP IF YOU CAN STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ 'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID “I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., lshpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 RobBob said: hey Sobo, you didn't live in Lee dorm, did you? There was a guy at the end of my hall who I distinctly remember on the last day to resign w/o penalty. I came back from class, and this dude was yelling "Hey Rob, you better get over there and resign...everybody's doing it!" I did indeed live in Lee (5th Floor Psychos), for all of about half a quarter. Never came back after Thanksgiving break. But I resigned after the "no penalty" date. When I came back in '83, I was working up from a 0.0 GPA, instead of down from a 4.0 like everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 HAHAHAHA I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm... I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 RuMR said: HAHAHAHA I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm... I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith... Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 buttwad! I went to Houston to work. Sucked. Came back to VT a changed man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Greg_W said: Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon? Hey, you're not a member of the THE NEW VA TECH ROCK CLIMBERS FORUM, so bugger off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 Greg_W said: RuMR said: HAHAHAHA I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm... I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith... Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon? Fuck off greg... You're not part of the club...just cuz it says richard simmons doesn't mean we were talkin' to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scott_J Posted July 9, 2003 Share Posted July 9, 2003 1. I SLOWLY OPEN UP ONE EYE FEEL A POUNDING IN MY HEAD MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE I ATE MY SOCKS LORD I THINK I MUST BE DEAD THERE'S SOMETHING LYING NEXT TO ME ITS GOT A HAIRY UGLY FACE I SAW HER IN A MOVIE ONCE THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE 2. I SEE LITTLE CREEPY CRAWLERS IN THE CORNERS OF MY EYE WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT THEM THEY FLAP THEIR LITTLE WINGS AND FLY I REACH OUT FOR THE NEAREST BEER IT TASTES AS WARM AS PEE IT'S FULL OF SOGGY OLD CIGGY BUTTS BUT I ONLY SWALLOWED THREE CHORUS: IT WAS A CRAWLING HOME PUKER THAT MADE ME THIS WAY A CRAWLING HOME PUKER NOW I'VE GOTTA PAY I AIN’T NO QUITTER I’LL PARTY TILL THE END BUT IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN 3.I FALL DOWN UPON MY KNEES PUT MY ARMS AROUND THE STOOL I WHISPER TO MY TOILET BOWL THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE JELLO MY BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH MY TOILET'S OVER FLOWING I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FLUSH 4. I GOT CRUSTIES ON MY EYEBALLS AND MY TEETH ARE GROWING HAIR AND I SMELL JUST LIKE A BEAGLE WHEN HE'S PASSING STINKY AIR I FEEL LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER AND I THINK I'VE GOT THE RUNS THEN SOMEONE CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS HEY, HAVE A BEER YOU OLD SON OF A GUN (REPEAT CHORUS) Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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