NO SPRAY TODAY

[RobBob]

never went rock climbing while at Tech, but hiked a lot. Also got caught parking/smoking on what turned out to be the police firing range on Brush Mtn. Was with a girl-not-my-girlfriend...conversation went something like this:

 

"Mr. RobBob, you don't want to go down to Montgomery County courthouse tonight, do you?"

"Sir, you do not know how much I do not want to do that tonight!!"

[RuMR]

RobBob said:

gt, no Richard Simmonses at VaT!

 

Sobo, then you had the mechanical drawing class where you actually had to print pages of lettering. That was a real winner.

 

ahhh richard simmons attended that fine institution known as wahoovilleU...

[RuMR]

Wrestling at the 118 lb weight class, i used to almost crack up every time the announcer would say "and for the Fighting Gobblers..."

 

HAHAHAHA

 

I miss tech and the NRG! Craggin' out here sux compared to that place...

[Attitude]

What the heck is a Hokie, anyway?

[RuMR]

Rumor has it as a castrated turkey...

[RuMR]

false of course...

 

Our turkeys had HUGE balls!

[Gary_Yngve]

I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from the other Tech further south.

[RobBob]

...all dirt roads lead to...

[sobo]

VA Tech!

 

(jes' back from lunch - wuddiduh miss?)

[RobBob]

I wrote a good little TR about canoeing the New once, then got ready to post and it vaporized.

Wild, wonderful western and West VA.

[iain]

[sobo]

RobBob said:

gt, no Richard Simmonses at VaT!

 

Sobo, then you had the mechanical drawing class where you actually had to print pages of lettering. That was a real winner.

 

I soooooo don't remember anything from that first trip to VT in '79. I was so bound up in mind-altering substances that I don't really remember quitting. My memory was horribly refreshed by the Dean of Admissions in '83, tho...

[RobBob]

"I dream of playing Cav b-ball!"

[sobo]

[RobBob]

hey Sobo, you didn't live in Lee dorm, did you? There was a guy at the end of my hall who I distinctly remember on the last day to resign w/o penalty. I came back from class, and this dude was yelling "Hey Rob, you better get over there and resign...everybody's doing it!"

[Scott_J]

 

I WAS BORN A YOOPER WITH BEER IN MY VEINS

I DRINK IT EVERY DAY TO TRY TO EASE THE PAIN

OF ELEVEN MONTHS OF WINTER AND 30 DAYS OF RAIN

AND IF I DIDN’T HAVE MY BEER I THINK I’D GO INSANE

I DRINK IT WHEN ITS FORTY BELOW, I DRINK IT WHEN IT’S HOT

I DRINK IT WHEN IM HAPPY, I DRINK IT WHEN IM NOT

I DRINK IT IN THE SAUNA, I DRINK IT IN MY TRUCK

I DRINK IT OUT AT THE DEER CAMP WHEN I’M CHASING THEM BIG BUCKS

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN, GIVE THIS BOY A BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE

I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

 

MY DADDY WAS A MINER MY MOTHER WAS THE BOSS

SHE BEAT HIM ALMOST EVERY NIGHT FOR DRINKING TOO MUCH SAUCE

MOTHER WAS AS HARD AS NAILS SHE NEVER SHED A TEAR

WHEN DADDY TOOK AWAY MY MILK AND HANDED ME A BEER

I DRINK IT UP IN HOUGHTON AND OVER IN THE S00

DOWN IN ESCANABA I DRINK THAT GOLDEN BREW

I DRINK IT IN NEGAUNEE AND OVER IN MARQUETTE

I WENT TO A BASH IN NEWBERRY I AIN’T GOT OVER YET

 

GIVE THIS BOY A BEER MAN GIVE THIS BOY A BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, I CAN’T GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WHISKEY, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WINE

I’LL TAKE A COLD BEER ANY OLD TIME

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

I LOVE THE STUFF, CANT GET ENOUGH BEER BEER BEER

 

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[Scott_J]

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT

THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS

HE USED A WHEELBARROW

TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN

THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING

WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR

HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT

AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR

2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT

THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR

SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS

AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS

HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY

THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER

SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME

AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER

 

CHORUS:

BEER GUTS OF AMERICA

STAND UP IF YOU CAN

STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT

AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND

YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY

ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR

AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO

IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER

 

3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG

AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING

HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND

AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING

HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ

'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR

HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT

AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR

 

4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA

AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT

SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID

“I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT"

SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT

AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE

BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK

BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St., lshpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039

 

[sobo]

RobBob said:

hey Sobo, you didn't live in Lee dorm, did you? There was a guy at the end of my hall who I distinctly remember on the last day to resign w/o penalty. I came back from class, and this dude was yelling "Hey Rob, you better get over there and resign...everybody's doing it!"

 

I did indeed live in Lee (5th Floor Psychos), for all of about half a quarter. Never came back after Thanksgiving break. But I resigned after the "no penalty" date.

 

When I came back in '83, I was working up from a 0.0 GPA, instead of down from a 4.0 like everyone else.

[RuMR]

HAHAHAHA

 

I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm...

 

I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith...

[Greg_W]

RuMR said:

HAHAHAHA

 

I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm...

 

I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith...

 

Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon?

[sobo]

buttwad! I went to Houston to work. Sucked. Came back to VT a changed man.

[sobo]

Greg_W said:

Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon?

 

Hey, you're not a member of the THE NEW VA TECH ROCK CLIMBERS FORUM, so bugger off!

[RuMR]

Greg_W said:

RuMR said:

HAHAHAHA

 

I was in miles hall freshmen year, then the athletic dorm...

 

I dropped out b4 penalties, took the refund, bought a ticket and moved to bend to climb at smith...

 

Are you fags going to hug, or high five or something soon?

 

Fuck off greg... You're not part of the club...just cuz it says richard simmons doesn't mean we were talkin' to you...

[RuMR]

...

[Scott_J]

 

 

1. I SLOWLY OPEN UP ONE EYE

FEEL A POUNDING IN MY HEAD

MY MOUTH TASTES LIKE I ATE MY SOCKS

LORD I THINK I MUST BE DEAD

THERE'S SOMETHING LYING NEXT TO ME

ITS GOT A HAIRY UGLY FACE

I SAW HER IN A MOVIE ONCE

THE THING FROM OUTER SPACE

2. I SEE LITTLE CREEPY CRAWLERS

IN THE CORNERS OF MY EYE

WHEN I TRY TO LOOK AT THEM

THEY FLAP THEIR LITTLE WINGS AND FLY

I REACH OUT FOR THE NEAREST BEER

IT TASTES AS WARM AS PEE

IT'S FULL OF SOGGY OLD CIGGY BUTTS

BUT I ONLY SWALLOWED THREE

 

CHORUS:

IT WAS A CRAWLING HOME PUKER

THAT MADE ME THIS WAY

A CRAWLING HOME PUKER

NOW I'VE GOTTA PAY

I AIN’T NO QUITTER

I’LL PARTY TILL THE END

BUT IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS ONE

I’LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN

 

3.I FALL DOWN UPON MY KNEES

PUT MY ARMS AROUND THE STOOL

I WHISPER TO MY TOILET BOWL

THANKS FOR BEING SO COOL

MY STOMACH FEELS LIKE JELLO

MY BRAINS HAVE TURNED TO MUSH

MY TOILET'S OVER FLOWING

I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FLUSH

 

4. I GOT CRUSTIES ON MY EYEBALLS

AND MY TEETH ARE GROWING HAIR

AND I SMELL JUST LIKE A BEAGLE

WHEN HE'S PASSING STINKY AIR

I FEEL LIKE DEATH WARMED OVER

AND I THINK I'VE GOT THE RUNS

THEN SOMEONE CRACKS A BEER AND SAYS

HEY, HAVE A BEER YOU OLD SON OF A GUN

 

(REPEAT CHORUS)

 

Copyright 1991 You Guys Records • 490 N. Steel St. , Ishpeming, Ml 49849 (906) 485-5595 Fax (906) 485-5039