jon Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 haiku time. Tonights subject: Horsecock. Discuss. Quote
EWolfe Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 (edited) The meat within holds protien Gag factor keeps many from the feat I try not feeling strong/bad. Edited June 20, 2003 by MisterE Quote
Fairweather Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 long slender sausage pustules of fat ooze forth glad there were no veins Quote
jon Posted June 20, 2003 Author Posted June 20, 2003 it's hard to believe what once rolled in manure is now in my mouth Quote
Dru Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 MisterE said: I try not feeling strong/bad. "HOLY CRAP! I'M GLAD YOU DONT FEEL STRONG BAD. ONLY THE LADIES ARE ALLOWED TO FEEL STRONG BAD! I'VE GOT LOTS OF LADIES! THEY DIG TROGDOR!" Quote
Dru Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 jon said: haiku time. Tonights subject: Horsecock. Discuss. horsecock yummy yum munching on a landjaeger meatstick energy Quote
Distel32 Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Fence Sitter loves it He brought the fourteen inchers yummy barbeque For those who weren't in attendence we cooked up some close to foot longs tonight at the BBQ. Quote
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 sausage is real good. made from cow and pig organs and maybe some rat too. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Horsecock made with love The NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM The place to eat it PP Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Wax eloquent, friends. Horsecock- it is not for me. It's way too salty. Quote
lummox Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 boom boom shikka boom got the rock bettys to ride my horse cock slick slide. Quote
chucK Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 dumb horsecock haikus worse than f*king snafflehounds let's switch to jibbin' Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Haiku, much maligned, The only poetry form I can manage. Quote
Dru Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 catbirdseat said: Haiku, much maligned, The only poetry form I can manage. "I can manage" only has 4 syllables Quote
sobo Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Dru said: catbirdseat said: Haiku, much maligned, The only poetry form I can manage. "I can manage" only has 4 syllables Maybe he could start the last line with "Which" or "That" or something. Quote
Off_White Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 not if you're from the south: I cay-un mahnadge Quote
iain Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 my goodness people are desperately bored around here Quote
sobo Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 iain said: my goodness people are desperately bored around here Not any more, the beer just arrived!!! Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 I left out the word "that". It took the guy with the 200 IQ over two hours to spot it. Quote
sobo Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 catbirdseat said: I left out the word "that". It took the guy with the 200 IQ over two hours to spot it. And it only took this idiot 4 minutes to come up with two alternatives! Quote
catbirdseat Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 This is all so pathetic. I need to go climbing. Quote
sobo Posted June 20, 2003 Posted June 20, 2003 Agreed. I'm just sitting here at work getting drunker by teh minute. *I need a life. Quote
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