catbirdseat Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 (edited) Posted by climber21. Sounds like Johnny Destiny... posted 2003-03-29 17:52:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am sorry i have come to this thread. I did so only thinking that Diego here was trying to say that this war was over sex, and i couldn't imagine how anyone would come up with that. That said, i am proud to say that, not being married, i have not had sex. In fact, i've not even kissed yet. Many of you are probably thinking, "Man, climber21 must be horribly ugly or something..." Actually, i have had opportunities, but i realized how cheap it would be, because i have not honestly been in love yet, and i believe that everything physical like kissing and sex should be with one you truly love, and i just haven't found her yet. And when i do find her, i won't have sex until we're married. I'm also proud to say that i'm not so unique as many may think in this stance that i have on this subject. All my close friends who are still unmarried are also virgins (girls and guys), and many of them (some even a little older than me) have also not kissed and are also saving the first experiences for when it is right. And i can tell you quite confidently that we are happier, more joyful, more content, and lead much better lives than all i know who have had sex outside of marriage, drink heavily, and smoke. Edited May 23, 2003 by catbirdseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I'LL BET A NICKEL THIS SQUARE IS A MORMON... POOR KID HE HAS NO IDEA!!! I BET BABY JESUS GOT LAID WHEN HE WAS 15!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Sounds like a good wholesome lad. Don't be mean and judgemental Erik...Feel the love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Think he'll give me the names and numbers of his wholesome female friends? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 23, 2003 Author Share Posted May 23, 2003 As the saying goes, "Don't knock it until you've tried it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 caught surfing summitpost.com = what a loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMtDude Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 LOL Winter, me too! I can show those snowbunnys a thing or two. Climber21 needs to learn how to rip it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Winter said: Think he'll give me the names and numbers of his wholesome female friends? EMAIL TINA RASK....SHE POSTS HERE... I HEARD SHE IS NECROPHILIAC CHRISTAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 catbirdseat said: Posted by climber21. Sounds like Johnny Destiny... posted 2003-03-29 17:52:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And i can tell you quite confidently that we are happier, more joyful, more content, and lead much better lives than all i know who have had sex outside of marriage, drink heavily, and smoke. How would he know? He's never tried it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 doncha just hate them 2 AM boners? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 23, 2003 Author Share Posted May 23, 2003 Dru said: caught surfing summitpost.com = what a loser Anything can happen to a guy who is experiencing "spray withdrawl syndrome". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I actually made a couple phone calls and shaved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Actually, what happens when people try to suppress masturbation and wet dreams, not to mention sex. Do they go mad? (I'm not asking you Trask, you wouldn't know.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Sphinx said: Actually, what happens when people try to suppress masturbation and wet dreams, not to mention sex. Do they go mad? (I'm not asking you Trask, you wouldn't know.) Seems to me your balls would explode. I can't tell ya first hand, never gone a day without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 nothing can compare to the epic ed viesturs' favorite pre-climb pizza thread I started on summitpost.com. 'bout time for another visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 23, 2003 Author Share Posted May 23, 2003 Sphinx said: Actually, what happens when people try to suppress masturbation and wet dreams, not to mention sex. Do they go mad? (I'm not asking you Trask, you wouldn't know.) They join Al Queda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 (edited) erik said: Winter said: Think he'll give me the names and numbers of his wholesome female friends? EMAIL TINA RASK....SHE POSTS HERE... I HEARD SHE IS NECROPHILIAC CHRISTAIN. Erik do you mean NYMPHOMANIAC!? Nevermind I'll be nice, that was stupid anyway Edited May 23, 2003 by E-rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 catbirdseat said: Posted by climber21. Sounds like Johnny Destiny... posted 2003-03-29 17:52:48 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am sorry i have come to this thread. I did so only thinking that Diego here was trying to say that this war was over sex, and i couldn't imagine how anyone would come up with that. That said, i am proud to say that, not being married, i have not had sex. In fact, i've not even kissed yet. Many of you are probably thinking, "Man, climber21 must be horribly ugly or something..." Actually, i have had opportunities, but i realized how cheap it would be, because i have not honestly been in love yet, and i believe that everything physical like kissing and sex should be with one you truly love, and i just haven't found her yet. And when i do find her, i won't have sex until we're married. I'm also proud to say that i'm not so unique as many may think in this stance that i have on this subject. All my close friends who are still unmarried are also virgins (girls and guys), and many of them (some even a little older than me) have also not kissed and are also saving the first experiences for when it is right. And i can tell you quite confidently that we are happier, more joyful, more content, and lead much better lives than all i know who have had sex outside of marriage, drink heavily, and smoke. UGH!! Jesus, save me from your followers!! Please!! I think Mom may have left the rubber band on this limpdick's nutsack a bit too long after she caught him touching his meat while he took a piss. This is a great example of the moral decay that is sweeping across the nation. Don't let GG's life and death have been in vain. He died at the foot of the Rock & Roll altar for YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 Mormon girls are like Catholic girls but better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_destiny Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I used to drink and fornicate and smoke marijuana when I was young and in the service and didn't know any better. It gave me bad breath, the clap, and a nasty cough. Then I found Jesus, and now my life is better. I'm married, clean, sober and level headed. You are all laughing at this good young Christian boy (or maybe he is a Mormon). Now he may be clueless, granted, or perhaps he is just a geek who can't get any, and is rationalizing - I don't rightly know. But you'd do well to listen to his words of wisdom. I will pray for you catbirdseat. If you die this weekend on Tripple Couloirs in an avalanche, I hope the good Lord will not be angry with you for mocking a good christian boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 johnny_destiny said: I will pray for you catbirdseat. If you die this weekend on Tripple Couloirs in an avalanche, I hope the good Lord will not be angry with you for mocking a good christian boy. BWAAHAHAH Haha, you fucking jackass, listen to you. I'll pray that mohammed doesn't rain down rocks on your head for believeing in Jesus then, you fecal felcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 johnny_destiny said: I used to drink and fornicate and smoke marijuana when I was young and in the service and didn't know any better. It gave me bad breath, the clap, and a nasty cough. Then I found Jesus, and now my life is better. I'm married, clean, sober and level headed. You are all laughing at this good young Christian boy (or maybe he is a Mormon). Now he may be clueless, granted, or perhaps he is just a geek who can't get any, and is rationalizing - I don't rightly know. But you'd do well to listen to his words of wisdom. I will pray for you catbirdseat. If you die this weekend on Tripple Couloirs in an avalanche, I hope the good Lord will not be angry with you for mocking a good christian boy. I don't think johnny_douchestaineat has a grip on reality after that Thai transexual prostitute gave him syphilis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 So hear's a good story. I dated a catholic girl in college. I met her mom and she grilled me about religion and baptism. "Are you Catholic?" "No" "Christian? "No" "Well you were baptized right?" "No" "Oh my God, you're a HEATHEN?!" "Uhh ... sure lady." Later that night my girlfriend had to clue me in on what a heathen was. Guess I got the best of the Catholic religion with her. and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted September 11, 2003 Share Posted September 11, 2003 if ur chucK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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