MtnHigh Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. 5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. 6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED. 7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED. 8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED. 10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE. 11. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED. 12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR. 13. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 t-minus 10 until allison posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 It all seems about right.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_Sexington Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 "7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" Inconvenienced huh? I find it's rather convenient when da ladies is drunk...my sexy is more eye catching = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Chad_Sexington said: "7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" Inconvenienced huh? I find it's rather convenient when da ladies is drunk...my sexy is more eye catching = Coyote Ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 10 @ 2 - 2 @ 10 "you still here?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_Sexington Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? It's great if you want to bump uglies with a bunch of ugly chicks and even more dudes. My vision is 20/20 when drunk...no need for goggles here...and my sexy is overpowering to ladies whether drunk or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 yeah right - go gum some nutZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Chad_Sexington said: Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? It's great if you want to bump uglies with a bunch of ugly chicks and even more dudes. My vision is 20/20 when drunk...no need for goggles here...and my sexy is overpowering to ladies whether drunk or not. Thank you for feeling the need to prove yourself adequate. Very well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_Sexington Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 kitten said: Chad_Sexington said: Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? It's great if you want to bump uglies with a bunch of ugly chicks and even more dudes. My vision is 20/20 when drunk...no need for goggles here...and my sexy is overpowering to ladies whether drunk or not. Thank you for feeling the need to prove yourself adequate. Very well done. So now that I have proved my adequacy to myself, would you like to experience my hot sexyness? I can prove adequacy to you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Mr. Sexy - I am very content. Thank you for the offer! And who are you anyway? New yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_Sexington Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 kitten said: Mr. Sexy - I am very content. Thank you for the offer! And who are you anyway? New yeah? You can look, but you don't have to touch Ms. Kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 That would be Mrs. Kitten to you sweetheart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad_Sexington Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Isn't Ms. all encompassing? (as opposed to Mrs and Miss) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 kitten, is that sinade o'conner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 No, it's Sinead O'Connor . We've been here before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 sobo said: [/i] . We've been here before. How dare you impose your views about reincarnation on the sex threads!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Chad_Sexington said: Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? and even more dudes. I was staying in NY NY a few weeks ago for a bachelor party. We all went to Coyote Ugly. During the evening there, some chick ripped the buttons off my shirt and started sucking my nipples on the dancefloor. She wasn't the best looker in the place and it actually hurt. I felt kinda violated if truth be told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 I would've given her a titty twister and introduced her to Jake the one-eyed trouser snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 Dru said: sobo said: [/i] . We've been here before. How dare you impose your views about reincarnation on the sex threads!!!! If it's reincarnation of a sex thread, does that mean I get to do her over and over and over...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 JGowans said: Chad_Sexington said: Coyote ugly is just that. Have you been? and even more dudes. I was staying in NY NY a few weeks ago for a bachelor party. We all went to Coyote Ugly. During the evening there, some chick ripped the buttons off my shirt and started sucking my nipples on the dancefloor. She wasn't the best looker in the place and it actually hurt. I felt kinda violated if truth be told. what about your fucking buttons!?!?! you shoulda made her pick them up with her teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGowans Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 It was a weird weekend quite honestly. I didn't get the buttons back and the next morning / afternoon I woke up, I had some pink drink shit all over my shirt. It came out though. After a few Gin & Tonics, well a few swigs of the bottle really, we went to breakfast, had a couple of bloody mary's and then went to play blackjack. I won $600 but the crazy thing was that our dealer was this 54 year old granny who wanted to show me and my buddies her new improved boobs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 sounds like a helluva trip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 JoshK said: kitten, is that sinade o'conner? I have chosen to ignore all the other sexual banter about Coyote Ugly. Yes Josh - It is Sinead O'Connor. What do ya think? She in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 I think she's butt ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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