erik Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 i just got an assigment for strok, semen. i am being dead serious. wtf? of all the names in the world..... Quote
allthumbs Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 erik said: i just got an assigment for strok, semen. i am being dead serious. wtf? of all the names in the world..... fantasizing about last night, Erik? Quote
kitten Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 Check this out... I had a 500 pound man as a patient today. NO Joke. Smmmmeeeellllllllyyyyyy. Ew ew ew ew Quote
Smoker Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 True story?: Years ago I'm in the ICU repairing some broken shit, a nurse is in a room taking the blood pressure of a older gal with weight issues (she's spilling out of the bed). Nurse reaches under the blanket and wraps the cuff around the womans boob instead of her arm w/out knowing. (Large folks have lots of flesh hanging around and I suppose mistakes are made now and again, besides who wants to look too close at that? She's standing there inflating for a long time wondering why the cuff isn't working before she decides to lift the blanket and check things out.... ever seen a huge purple balloon? The gal was out cold but I recken she had to wonder about that Quote
specialed Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 kitten said: Check this out... I had a 500 pound man as a patient today. NO Joke. Smmmmeeeellllllllyyyyyy. Ew ew ew ew You gotta hang up a sign that says "I reserve the right to refuse service to fat smelly men" B/c that's just foul. Quote
Fejas Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 Hey Erik, You should misspell his name on something -Stroke Seamen- Iguess with that name it could be a girl too, in wich case you'd probly get cut loose over... Quote
erik Posted May 8, 2003 Author Posted May 8, 2003 yeah i called the # listed and purposfully mispronunced their name. only left a message tho! i think they are eastern european? Quote
Attitude Posted May 8, 2003 Posted May 8, 2003 Eastern European. Russian, maybe? Here's a Semen and a Mr. Strok together in a racing canoe. Quote
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