erik Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 i just got an assigment for strok, semen. i am being dead serious. wtf? of all the names in the world..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 erik said: i just got an assigment for strok, semen. i am being dead serious. wtf? of all the names in the world..... fantasizing about last night, Erik? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Check this out... I had a 500 pound man as a patient today. NO Joke. Smmmmeeeellllllllyyyyyy. Ew ew ew ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 WTF is strok, semen??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 the person's name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 No shit huh.... What kinda name is strok??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoker Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 True story?: Years ago I'm in the ICU repairing some broken shit, a nurse is in a room taking the blood pressure of a older gal with weight issues (she's spilling out of the bed). Nurse reaches under the blanket and wraps the cuff around the womans boob instead of her arm w/out knowing. (Large folks have lots of flesh hanging around and I suppose mistakes are made now and again, besides who wants to look too close at that? She's standing there inflating for a long time wondering why the cuff isn't working before she decides to lift the blanket and check things out.... ever seen a huge purple balloon? The gal was out cold but I recken she had to wonder about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 kitten said: Check this out... I had a 500 pound man as a patient today. NO Joke. Smmmmeeeellllllllyyyyyy. Ew ew ew ew You gotta hang up a sign that says "I reserve the right to refuse service to fat smelly men" B/c that's just foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Hey Erik, You should misspell his name on something -Stroke Seamen- Iguess with that name it could be a girl too, in wich case you'd probly get cut loose over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted May 8, 2003 Author Share Posted May 8, 2003 yeah i called the # listed and purposfully mispronunced their name. only left a message tho! i think they are eastern european? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Eastern European. Russian, maybe? Here's a Semen and a Mr. Strok together in a racing canoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micajones Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Abigail Cattle too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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