here's one for a shade of gray(off white)

[Scott_J]

This incident happened to a friend of mine in the Mat-Su Valley. Names are not real but the story is.

An old farmer, David, gets a telephone call from an upset husband that tells David he is going to kick his ass but good. He seems to have found a couple of pair of underware in his laundry drawer with the name D. ****** written on the inside of the waist band, and he wants to know what in the hell this guy's underware is doing in his drawer. Well, the old farmer tells the young husband that he is 83 years old and has not had sex in a few years because of his prostate but he has a son that goes by that same David Sr. tells the husband not to worry about kicking David Jr's ass because David Sr. might be 83 but he was still the dad and he was going to get to the bottom of this even if he had to do some ass kicking.

Well, Dad drives to David Jr. house to confront his son. He tells the boy (32years old) about the underware and the husband etc. David Jr. tells dad that his washing machine has broken down and his wife Sara has been going to the launderette in Palmer to wash their clothes, so this is where he probbly lost his jockies.

David was raised in a large Catholic family and this explains the name in the waist band. He just never could shake the old habit of writing his name on socks, tee shirts, underware, etc.

End of story David Sr. invites the man and his wife to his house for some good farm cooking with his wife of unteen million years. End result new friends made over mixed up underware.

[kitten]

Very cute story.

I don't think anyone could mistaken my panties.

Hey do you climb in briefs or thongs? What is more

comfortable?

[rbw1966]

Thong. I can use the waist band for gear loops.

[Scott_J]

kitten said:

Very cute story.

I don't think anyone could mistaken my panties.

Hey do you climb in briefs or thongs? What is more

comfortable?

Never wore nothing but my pants or shorts. Like the boys to hang free and clear. hahahaha

[kitten]

Never wore nothing but my pants or shorts. Like the boys to hang free and clear. hahahaha

 

Sorry man. I thought you were of the opposite sex.

time to go home...

[Off_White]

Thats Sisu not sissy . I believe the word refers to a Finnish concept of continuing to struggle against hopeless odds.

[Scott_J]

Very good off white, althought my wife says its actually bull headed, stubborn, obnoxious, and other things.

[Scott_J]

Anatomy class

 

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first

anatomy class with a real dead human body.

 

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a

white sheet.

 

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is

necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is

that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

 

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in

the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

 

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

 

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually

took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on

it.

 

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The

second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle

finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

 

[erik]

[Scott_J]

Anatomy Prof asked a question: What part of the human body will increase 12 times normal size.

Class: There is a nervous tension and no one volunteers an answer.

Professor: Mary, what is the answer.

Mary (blushing): Doctor I cannot answer your question its just too embarrassing to answer.

Professor: Mary, the correct answer is the pupil of the eye. And I wish to add that some day, Mary, you are going to be a very disappointed woman.

 

[Dru]

sisu jokes

[specialed]

I knew this guy who among other things was a hiking guide at a guest ranch in Big Sky, Montana. He knew all about the native plants and wildlife and was a very competent tracker who could identify any species by there scat or track. When ever he came across elk shit, which are little egg shaped pellets he would pick one up and eat it and think for a moment and say "Hmmm... tastes like elk. Elks been through here." Which ofcourse shocked the hell out of the tourons. What he didn't tell them, however, is that he kept little chocolate covered almonds, which look almost identical to elk droppings, in his pocket. And, of course, would eat the chocolate not the elk shit.