Charlie Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 As it is 2:30am, and I get up when ever I damn well please, because I work my own hours- and I turn 30 tommorow (today)- I would like to take a moment to say.... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pope Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Charlie said: As it is 2:30am, and I get up when ever I damn well please, because I work my own hours- and I turn 30 tommorow (today)- I would like to take a moment to say.... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!! Â Birthday Boy, turning thirty isn't so bad. Your hair will migrate from your head to more southern locations (on your back, on your toes). You'll put on the pounds until you feel like you're performing every mantle move with a Costco-sized bucket of Crisco tied to your ass. "Alpine start" will mean that by noon, your belay bunny has rubbed Ben-Gay medicated ointment all over your stiff lower back and you're considering the next big move for the morning: deflating all four of your sleeping pads. Recovering from a night of heavy boozin' will take two days instead of one, and you'll have to redefine "heavy boozing". Â No, it ain't bad at all. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Getting older beats the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 you people make 30 sound sooooooooo bad!  Thirtysomething is definitely better than twentysomething! I wouldn't trade my early 30s for my early 20s  Granted i can't drink the way i coulb but i attribute that to being out of practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 "buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong gimme some Bushmill's I'll sing you this song  open another big box of cheap wine we're over thirty we're doin' just fine!"  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Charlie said: As it is 2:30am, and I get up when ever I damn well please, because I work my own hours- and I turn 30 tommorow (today)- I would like to take a moment to say.... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!! Â Happy birthday, dood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Life's more fun over 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Life's more fun over .08. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Fuck gettin old. I'm only 26 and my body feels like I'm 80. My backs all fucked up and I think I broke my fucking foot. Fuck this shit. I'm gunna have to start swimming and biking and shit because its "low impact." Fuck that. Next thing I know I'll be taking synchronized swimming classes with the geezers at the Y cause its the only exercise I can do without injuring my self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Least your hairline's not receding at a rapid clip. Or is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 This is a no shitter, I know this twenty year old kid that is half bald... He's got thin hair, and his har line starts about the ears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 what a bunch of whiners! come on man suck it up! 26? you can't be feeling that old yet! buncha pussy little punk ass bitches...whining about feeling old before your even 30!  Broken foot? pfffffffft! suck it up  Seriously though, low impact or not swimming can be a serious work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 You can wreck your shoulders by swimming, sure as you could by climbing. There's no such thing as "low impact". Shit, cycling will give you 'nad cancer. You could try knitting, but that will just give you arthritis and carpal tunnel syndrome. Try TV and Cheetos for a while, that might be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 that was kinda my point! Â suck it up or sit on the couch and die. Â sheeeit...all this whining about being old before 30 and even 30 being old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I'll be 27 by the end of July. All downhill from here you old geezers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I remember when I used to look ahead to being 20 and it seemed like such a long time in the future. Hard to believe we'll all be well-decomposed by 2090. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Fuck, 20 is OLD. I'm in the prime of life right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 iain said: I remember when I used to look ahead to being 20 and it seemed like such a long time in the future. Hard to believe we'll all be well-decomposed by 2090. Â Kida like the way your lookin' at you 5000th post... ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 minx said: what a bunch of whiners! come on man suck it up! 26? you can't be feeling that old yet! buncha pussy little punk ass bitches...whining about feeling old before your even 30!  Broken foot? pfffffffft! suck it up  It just hurts to imagine how fucked up my body is when I'm old as hell like you.  Just kidding, but a little whining makes it easier  Iian - we're the same age, I'll be 27 in July too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fejas Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 I'll be six next Feb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 specialed said: minx said: what a bunch of whiners! come on man suck it up! 26? you can't be feeling that old yet! buncha pussy little punk ass bitches...whining about feeling old before your even 30!  Broken foot? pfffffffft! suck it up   I know, but a little whining makes it easier  Iian - we're the same age, I'll be 27 in July too.  ok you can whine about the foot but not about being twentyanything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 specialed said:Â Iian - we're the same age, I'll be 27 in July too. cool maybe we can get a bulk discount on AARP memberships and golf vacations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Fejas said: I'll be six next Feb. Â you're older than I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 Charlie said: As it is 2:30am, and I get up when ever I damn well please, because I work my own hours- and I turn 30 tommorow (today)- I would like to take a moment to say.... FUCK ALL Y'ALL!!!!  Birthday wishes  May you and and alot may some one care enough to and may you for joy at least once in the comming year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 My bro's wife is 55 and already gets AARP stuff. Piteeful, piteeful, piteeful. Actually she's just cheap and wants discounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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