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" What we have here is failure... to communicate."

 

RobBob... The Pulp fiction line is ...

"I'm gonna get medievel on your ass" , but your quote is more the cultural bastardization of this line.

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Can't forget Raising Arizona....

 

"I'll be takin' these Huggies and....whatever cash you got"

 

"Boy....you got a panty on your head"

 

"Do these balloons come in funny shapes?.....No, unless round is funny."

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Ghostbusters:

 

Test Subject: What are you trying to prove here anyway?

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effects of negative reinforcement on E.S.P ability

Test subject: The effect? I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pissing me off!

 

*****

 

Dr. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.

 

 

******

 

Janine Melnitz: Do you have any hobbies?

Dr. Egon Spengler: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Janine Melnitz: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

 

*********

 

Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.

Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

 

 

 

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student: But sir, I'm 17, at the peak of my sexual capacity. After this it's all downhill.

 

teacher: Yes, but it's a lovely ride.

 

- Summer School

 

 

 

"I live, I think."

 

- The Borrower

 

 

 

"She's not a liar. She just prefers to use her imagination instead of her memory."

 

- Beat the Devil

 

 

 

"Why does he have a knife in his forehead?"

 

- Montenegro

 

 

 

 

"I have wrestled with reality for many years, and I'm glad to say that I have won."

 

- Harvey

 

 

 

social worker: Let's return to reality for a moment.

 

uncle: Okay, but I'll only go as a tourist.

 

- A Thousand Clowns

 

 

 

"Nevertheless..."

 

- African Queen

 

 

 

climber after hauling the fallen leader back up to the ledge, then dropping him again: "It was 'orrible! 'Is 'ead was torn off!"

 

- The Trollenberg Terror

 

 

 

 

and to return to the original post,

 

"It's not a motorcycle, baby, it's a chopper."

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sobo said:

Terri Garr: "That would give him an amazingly large stugelschmauser..."

 

Marty Feldman: "He's going to be very popular with the ladies." smileysex5.gif

 

From the same movie:

Gene Wilder: What was that?

Marty Feldman: Werewolf.

Gene: Werewolf?

Marty: There wolf, there tree, there castle.

Gene: Why are you talking like that?

Marty: Oh, I thought you wanted to.

 

 

Gene Wilder: WOW, what knockers.

Teri Garr: Why thank you herr doktor.

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BULLET-TOOTH TONY: So, you're obviously the big dick. The men on the side here are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincey faggot balls. You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your pies muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle, point five O", written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now. Fuck off!

~ Vinnie Jones in Snatch

 

 

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