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How interesting that

1. You masticate faeces

2. You exhibit delusional tendancies such as thinking that the shit you eat would be comprised of matter capable of functioning like a human and therefore surfing the Internet.

3. This "human-like" shit also has more than a passing interest in climbing and frequents this site.

 

Truly remarkable.

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JGowans said:

How interesting that

1. You masticate faeces

2. You exhibit delusional tendancies such as thinking that the shit you eat would be comprised of matter capable of functioning like a human and therefore surfing the Internet.

3. This "human-like" shit also has more than a passing interest in climbing and frequents this site.

 

Truly remarkable.

 

1) It's "feces", unless you're English.

2) You are Exhibit A.

3) Is this your first time on this website?

 

 

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1. Correction - Unless you speak the Queen's English by being part of the Commonwealth that she surveys.

2. If I am exhibit A, does that then mean that you are a bit gay in declaring yourself ready to devour me?

3. I care not to divulge my first time to a stranger.

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JGowans said:

 

1. Correction - Unless you speak the Queen's English by being part of the Commonwealth that she surveys.

2. If I am exhibit A, does that then mean that you are a bit gay in declaring yourself ready to devour me?

3. I care not to divulge my first time to a stranger.

 

1) The only English the Queen be speaking when I'm around is "Gag-lish", with many slurred consonants and drooled vowels.

2) Your linking of coprophage with male homosexuality identifys you as a fag-hating hate criminal.

3) You're a virgin every night on Capital Hill, I'm sure. Anything for a free drink, huh?

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Necronomicon said:

JGowans said:

 

1. Correction - Unless you speak the Queen's English by being part of the Commonwealth that she surveys.

2. If I am exhibit A, does that then mean that you are a bit gay in declaring yourself ready to devour me?

3. I care not to divulge my first time to a stranger.

 

1) The only English the Queen be speaking when I'm around is "Gag-lish", with many slurred consonants and drooled vowels.

2) Your linking of coprophage with male homosexuality identifys you as a fag-hating hate criminal.

3) You're a virgin every night on Capital Hill, I'm sure. Anything for a free drink, huh?

 

LOL yellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gif

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texplorer said:

You eat shit for breakfast??????

 

They're actually called "Fecal Flakes" and they are yummy and nutritious... if you are a microbial mold like Mucor.

 

Otherwise you're sick in the head and pretty much fucked in the intestinal health department.

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