Necronomicon Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 1. Women are a distinct and seperate species, of alien origin. Quote
ChrisT Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 but trask I thought you liked that women were complex Quote
allthumbs Posted March 28, 2003 Author Posted March 28, 2003 (edited) nm Edited March 28, 2003 by trask Quote
catbirdseat Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 3. Logic isn't always the best approach. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 28, 2003 Author Posted March 28, 2003 catbirdseat said: 3. Logic isn't always the best approach. you dudes don't get it Quote
sk Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 trask said: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. and we're not telling either Quote
allthumbs Posted March 28, 2003 Author Posted March 28, 2003 just remember - that list is ever changing Quote
erik Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 vegetablebelay said: I have nothing to add... HAVE YOU EVER? Quote
sobo Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 Altho we all get the joke (all blank items because men don't understand anything about women, let alone the top ten things), I really have to agree with catbirdseat on his contribution. ...sobo Quote
Fejas Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 I think Jack Nickleson says it best in "as good as it gets" when explaining a woman, think of a man and take away reason and acountablity... Quote
glen Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 So, what are the top 10 things women thing they understand about men? Quote
minx Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 there's only 4 things to understand about men sex food sleep hobbies outside of sex Quote
sk Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 glen said: So, what are the top 10 things women thing they understand about men? whats to understand??? food+sex= man Quote
allthumbs Posted March 28, 2003 Author Posted March 28, 2003 you broads gotta problem with that? Quote
specialed Posted March 28, 2003 Posted March 28, 2003 So here's a true story: My friend Joe was waiting to meet a friend at the local pub, had a couple beers, and was getting impatient because his friend was late when a tall blond walked up to him and goes "Joe is that you? I haven't seen you since high school." Jow didn't think the woman looked familiar so he was like "Sorry I don't think I recognize you." The woman says "Joe its me Hank, your good buddy from school - I had a sex change." Joe is like Holy Shit! But he thought it was pretty humorous so he invited "Hank" to sit down and have a beer. After a few he says "So I always wondered... did it hurt when they cut off your... uh.. unit?" And "Hank" says, "No not at all, your under anesthescia and all. Joe asks "Well, did it hurt when they, you know, removed your balls and all that?" Again Hank says no because the doctors are really good at making sure becoming a woman is not physically uncomfortable, "But," Hank says, "I tell you what did really hurt- when they put that straw into my ear and removed half my brain!" Quote
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