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ScottP said:

Dru said:

i had a tick crawl out of my pubes once after a day at Skaha hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif thankfully lil bastard hadnt found a tasty spot yet.

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Those aren't ticks Dru.

 

thanks for sharing scottpee

i must have caught it from your mom rolleyes.gif

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Dru said:

ScottP said:

Dru said:

i had a tick crawl out of my pubes once after a day at Skaha hellno3d.gifhellno3d.gif thankfully lil bastard hadnt found a tasty spot yet.

lice.gif

Those aren't ticks Dru.

 

thanks for sharing scottpee

i must have caught it from your mom rolleyes.gif

 

Yes folks, we have a necrophiliac!

Either that or you've been infested for some time and enjoy octogenarian sex.

 

BTW, that is more of a Traskian level comeback. I expected more from the exalted member of the 10k club. wink.gif

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i subcontracted out my witty responses to trask

too busy geting pagetops to focus on such minor details

 

PS it is considered gauche to consider "your mama" replies to actually apply to one's mother

 

"BRIGGS!"

"yes sir!"

"Do you want those Iraqi swine to rape your mother?"

"My mother's dead, sir"

"oh...sorry. THOMAS!"

"yes sir!" etc.

 

 

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hard to find good pictures of these things for scale, but pretty nasty!

 

"Their venom contains a low molecular weight toxin called atraxtoxin, which attacks the nerves of the body sending thousands of electrical impulses through them. Muscles twitch violently and the victim experiences a profuse flow of sweat, tears and saliva. If left untreated, the victim can slip into a coma, suffer brain damage or die."

 

 

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Dru said:

 

PS it is considered gauche to consider "your mama" replies to actually apply to one's mother

 

 

What does being left-handed have to do with your mama-isms?

 

 

Um...never mind.

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Dru said:

rolleyes.gif could only find "left handed" on dictionary.com huh?

 

Third, fourth, and fifth. :

Left handed people have been considered lesser beings because that is what certain cultures use to wipe their asses with. So if you're labeled as gauche, it's meaning is double-you're left handed and somewhat disgusting for using that hand; especially for eating.

 

Why you used it in such a context as you did is beyond me and the cause for the "Um...never mind." ...it wasn't important enough for further ponderance.

 

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ScottP said:

Dru said:

rolleyes.gif could only find "left handed" on dictionary.com huh?

 

Why you used it in such a context as you did is beyond me and the cause for the "Um...never mind." ...it wasn't important enough for further ponderance.

 

 

next time try the thesaurus

 

Entry: graceless

Function: adjective

Definition: clumsy

Synonyms: awkward, barbarian, barbaric, barbarous, boorish, clunky, coarse, corrupt, crude, forced, gauche, gawky, ill-mannered, improper, indecorous, inelegant, inept, infelicitous, klutzy, loutish, outlandish, rough, rude, shameless, tasteless, uncouth, unfortunate, ungainly, unhappy, unmannered, unmannerly, unsophisticated, vulgar,

 

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Dru said:

maybe you should look up gullible on there, they spelled it wrong. tongue.gif

 

No they didn't.

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Anyway, why is taking a "your mama" literally considered gauche?

 

Is it because you implied having sex with, and getting lice from, my dead mom?

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Dru said:

ScottP said:

Dru said:

rolleyes.gif could only find "left handed" on dictionary.com huh?

 

Why you used it in such a context as you did is beyond me and the cause for the "Um...never mind." ...it wasn't important enough for further ponderance.

 

 

next time try the thesaurus

 

Entry: graceless

Function: adjective

Definition: clumsy

Synonyms: awkward, barbarian, barbaric, barbarous, boorish, clunky, coarse, corrupt, crude, Dru, forced, gauche, gawky, ill-mannered, improper, indecorous, inelegant, inept, infelicitous, klutzy, loutish, outlandish, rough, rude, shameless, tasteless, uncouth, unfortunate, ungainly, unhappy, unmannered, unmannerly, unsophisticated, vulgar,

 

hey, it's been fun.

Gottago now.

Bubye

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