Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 A teenage girl approached our campsite at the Grasslands (Smith Rocks) Sunday morning, "Do you guys have any water we could have? We were at a indoor comp in Bend at the (whatever name she said) gym yesterday, have you heard of it? Anyway, can we please borrow some water so we can brush our teeth?" I could barely keep a straight face as I poured some water into her mug. I shook my head for a full 5 minutes as she walked back to her campsite. Nice ass, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 if she is over 18 she is legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 (edited) Don't think she was; I wasn't about to ask. Actually, I thought marrying age in Eastern Oregon was 13. Edited March 12, 2003 by Greg_W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 So what was the "clueless" part? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 F'ing terrebonne is not eastern oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Greg_W said: Don't think she was; I wasn't about to ask. Actually, I thought marrying age in Eastern Oregon was 13. Â Â That would be with the fathers concent.... I bet you could would work things out with your sly wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 chucK said: So what was the "clueless" part? Â The look on her face. She took it for granted that EVERYONE knew the climbing comp scene. Â No thanks on the marrying 13 year olds; I ain't down with that. After their done with the cleaning, cooking, and child-rearing, they want to talk. It just wouldn't work; she saw it too, and was heartbroken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 To bad... It looks like you and Jerry lee lewis didn't have the same views Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Skisports said: I bet you could would work things out with your sly wit. Sly wit -- so that's what you call an inflated ego and a gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 And wasn't that a cousin? My cousin is a hairy sonofabitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 jkrueger said: Skisports said: I bet you could would work things out with your sly wit. Sly wit -- so that's what you call an inflated ego and a gun? Â Â Roger Ebert gave it "two thumbs up, WAY up! I was out of my seat cheering, and then I wet my friggin' pants!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 jkrueger said: Skisports said: I bet you could would work things out with your sly wit. Sly wit -- so that's what you call an inflated ego and a gun? Â Clueless little boy. You don't know shit about shit, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshK Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 And wasn't that a cousin? My cousin is a hairy sonofabitch. Â Â LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Who is saying that a gun isn't sly wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I have to admit there were times when I've been short on water and I wanted to brush to get the dregs and oil from another sordid dehydrated meal off my teeth. Should I brush my teeth and waste the water or not, I'd ask myself. Mostly the question was asked cuz I'm sometimes lazy when it comes to brushing teeth in the mountains. Still, I do it a heckuva lot more than most of my climbing compatriots. That why I look like this when I smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 I've noticed this as well, klenke. I always brush my teeth, whether cragging or out in the mountains; I notice some do not. To each his own, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Seems a little mean-spirited to be making fun of kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 ...especially kids with good oral hygiene! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I'm sure he simply learned it from Rush. He was pretty good at it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummy Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 allison said: Seems a little mean-spirited to be making fun of kids! Â Whadda ya talkin' about? He said she had a nice ass. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skisports Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Greg_W said: jkrueger said: Skisports said: I bet you could would work things out with your sly wit. Sly wit -- so that's what you call an inflated ego and a gun? Â Clueless little boy. You don't know shit about shit, son. Â Â Aren't you married..... so how did you land her I am guess I don't know shit from shit so....???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrueger Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Greg_W said: Clueless little boy. You don't know shit about shit, son. Such a grand sweeping insult, with extra points for talking down to me; I don't think you left anything out of that one... I am crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 jkrueger said: Greg_W said: Clueless little boy. You don't know shit about shit, son. Such a grand sweeping insult, with extra points for talking down to me; I don't think you left anything out of that one... I am crushed. Â Don't be too crushed. He didn't call you gay or threaten to shoot you, nor did he call into question your masculinity or sociopolitical views. Â DFA would give it ... oh, say, a 73%. Solid C material, but not too far from slipping off into D territory. Greg, you're capable of better work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sexual_chocolate Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Oh my god. Did you hear that? "Because there's a lot of fruit?" Â Oh god! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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