iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 FDA why doncha go play with your gerbils. Isn't it time for your feltching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 trask said: Billygoat said: Give on Greg! Feel the love! Â Trask, methinks you are the guy who didn't talk to anyone cause he was so shy and anti-social and you would be out hunting humans at Mcdonalds if you did not have this site to connect with your fellow sisters and brothers.... Â Nope, small town jock and hellraiser. Still am. Â Well, that was my second guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I had a pet gerbil when I was a kid. It sucked. Pooped reliably whenever you picked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 iain said: I had a pet Trask when I was a kid. It sucked. Pooped reliably whenever you picked it up. Â Yeah, they're cute, but deep down, they're just horrid creatures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 wha..? how...? oh, AAAHHAHAHAHAAHA dfa make tricky edit to post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Dr_Flash_Amazing said: iain said: I had a pet Trask when I was a kid. It sucked. Pooped reliably whenever you picked it up. Â Yeah, they're cute, but deep down, they're just horrid creatures. Â Mine would always escape. Dad would find it in the dryer vent hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I had an iguana. It just bit you, until it got a jaw ulcer and died in the bottom of its cage. Quite horrible, really. Couldn't eat much towards the end. I was just an ignorant little kid; doesn't say much about my parents.... Â Makes me wonder about the human condition though, and about how most of us will simply die one day, at the bottom of our cage.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 I took a crap once and it had a little head on it and said, "Hi, I'm DFA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtwigle Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 iain said: F'ing terrebonne is not eastern oregon. Â Central, eastern, it's all Les Schwab Country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 hmm, reminds me of the time I brought home a pet newt and kept it in one of those plastic wading pools in the backyard. Mom complained about the mosquito factory I had just produced w/ the stagnant water. So I sprayed a bunch of mosquito repellent on the pool. The newt was dead in about 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Trask too will simply die one day, at the bottom of its cage. Quite sad, really. Almost touching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 dirtwigle said: iain said: F'ing terrebonne is not eastern oregon. Â Central, eastern, it's all Les Schwab Country. Â I walked into a bank in Prineville and the teller took one look at me and said, "you look like a Schwabie." I didn't know what the hell she was talking about until she pointed to my close-cropped hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Holy shit. Pet newts, hamsters, lizards, fuck you guys were soooo fucking lame. Me and the boyZ had big ass dawgs and we had motorcycles and shit...hell, my one buddy had a fucking wolf and had to keep it on a logging choker cause it'd bust chain. Next somebody's gonna tell me about their pet goldfish. Bwahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 iain said: hmm, reminds me of the time I brought home a pet newt and kept it in one of those plastic wading pools in the backyard. Mom complained about the mosquito factory I had just produced w/ the stagnant water. So I sprayed a bunch of mosquito repellent on the pool. The newt was dead in about 5 minutes. Â Oh, shit that is funny!!! I am on my ass!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_W Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 trask said: Next somebody's gonna tell me about their pet goldfish. Bwahahahaha  We had a goldfish swallowing contest. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Greg_W said: trask said: Next somebody's gonna tell me about their pet goldfish. Bwahahahaha   We had a goldfish swallowing contest. Does that count?  we did that with slugs  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 My parents wouldn't allow me the priveledge of owning fish. "No Time", they would say, what with my ballet and cooking classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 go chug some cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 trask said: we did that with slugs  go chug some cock  was the first training for the second or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Dru said: trask said: we did that with slugs  go chug some cock  was the first training for the second or what  very funny hoser your brother told me what you did to your neighbor when you were 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 which neighbour? we had a sheep ranch on one side and a brothel on the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kitten Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Guess we will all die someday - alone - wondering what the hell happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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