layton Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 (edited) I can tie my shoelaces soooo much faster and in way more style than any of you. At the base of Big 4, matt was sitting down lacing his shoes and he's like, "Shit!" cuz I was already done. Also, I can get into my car really fast too. It's like..."Where did Mike go" and then its like, "Fuck!, he's already in the car." You all are big pussies, especially you Russians. You are the biggest pussies of them all. Except Rich White climbers from the seattle area who are around 25-32, or still in High School. You guys couldn't tie your shoes or get into your car in 1/2 the time I could. Edited March 3, 2003 by michael_layton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 I can tie my shoelaces around someone's neck multiple times and toss them off a cliff tied to a tree. Everyone is a pussy. Let's just get it over with and brawl muth fuckas Nice People swallow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 I can do that faster Cpt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 michael_layton said: I can do that faster Cpt! not with one arm bitch. die mothefucka die motherfucka die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Where is Miloshk Antonopov when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 michael_layton said: I can tie my shoelaces soooo much faster and in way more style than any of you. At the base of Big 4, matt was sitting down lacing his shoes and he's like, "Shit!" cuz I was already done. Also, I can get into my car really fast too. It's like..."Where did Mike go" and then its like, "Fuck!, he's already in the car." You all are big pussies, especially you Russians. You are the biggest pussies of them all. Except Rich White climbers from the seattle area who are around 25-32, or still in High School. You guys couldn't tie your shoes or get into your car in 1/2 the time I could. It took you 38 hours to get into your car on Wednesday/Thursday of last week. Impressive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 well I couldn't say who could tie his laces fater btween Cavey and Layton But ALyton would sure look cute doing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Dru are you sure you are man enough to cal me tkitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 allison i was saying meow to necro and layton !!! that hello kitty head!!!! is so much better than the pink floyd dancing ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 The only problem is that Hello Kitty is now permanantly linked to Dru in my mind (due to those months with the animated jogging hello kitty) so that when I see Necro post I think of Dru. In a platonic way, you perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Off_White said: The only problem is that Hello Kitty is now permanantly linked to Dru in my mind (due to those months with the animated jogging hello kitty) so that when I see Necro post I think of Dru. In a platonic way, you perverts. She's was so fucking adorable!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 back by popular demand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necronomicon Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Dru said: I would totally do Hello Kitty. The only problem is, she has no mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 youre in luck necro, do a google image search for "hello Kitty Vibrators" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Dru said: YEAH DRU IS ALPINE KITTY AGAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 Sweet action suit! you know those bibs are Schoeller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erik Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 layton- here me now or feel me later, you are nothing with your puny immune system and lack of direction. i climbed you and your biggest mtn just to take a shit. american climbers know of nothing that is pussy, you are nothing but a weakling in goretex. i will crush you with my alpine flexor muscles and then feel sorry as i have debased my perfect alpine body with such weakness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 4, 2003 Share Posted March 4, 2003 erik said: layton- here me now or feel me later, you are nothing with your puny immune system and lack of direction. i climbed you and your biggest mtn just to take a shit. american climbers know of nothing that is pussy, you are nothing but a weakling in goretex. i will crush you with my alpine flexor muscles and then feel sorry as i have debased my perfect alpine body with such weakness! Cryptic vicissitude! Totally macular! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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