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I'm waiting for blarg the necromancer to cast his stupid spell (not like it will do much good against my warlocks). damn he's taking forever and the dingdongs grow staler by the minute

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Did he send you to "WIFE TRAINING 101"? I keep trying to enroll my wife, but she says she's too busy and i should go mow the front yard... rolleyes.gif

 

yellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gifyellaf.gif no, although I am sure he would like to wink.gifevils3d.gif

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...dingdongs grow staler by the minute
Speaking of dingdongs, here's a joke my sister told in front of her class when she was in 2nd grade:

 

Q: How did the Twinkie get pregnant?

A: She fell into a box of Dingdongs.

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would you guys say something interesting? I'm bored by this

Don't you have some dice to roll?

 

Okay, what do ya think of the NEW Viper?

 

viper4_main.jpg

 

 

 

 

shocked.gifshocked.gifshocked.gifshocked.gif THAT LOOKS FAST. I am not allowed to have a sorts car. That would be a BBBBAAAAAADDDDD thing grin.gif

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[quote Geek_em8.gifwhy don't you mention how many Hit Dice it has too? Geek_em8.gifrolleyes.gif

 

Actually Dru, I was thinking of the Golem of Prague who saved the Jewish Ghetto in 1580 and is reputed to lie in a cobweb covered coffin in the highest part of the Prague Synagogue just in case he's ever needed again. Kind of like a jewish King Arthur. Of course, one would think that either of these defenders might have seen a little duty in WWII, but that's a different story.

 

DFA: while gaffe may be the appropriate term, when trolling on the internet you will find that a gaff will help you land the big ones.

 

 

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Muffy- That's not a 'sorts' car...that's an extension of a man's penis.

 

call it what you will tongue.gif but my kids don't call me MOMMY ANDREDIE for nuthin' wink.gif

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[quote Geek_em8.gifwhy don't you mention how many Hit Dice it has too? Geek_em8.gifrolleyes.gif

 

Actually Dru, I was thinking of the Golem of Prague who saved the Jewish Ghetto in 1580 and is reputed to lie in a cobweb covered coffin in the highest part of the Prague Synagogue just in case he's ever needed again. Kind of like a jewish King Arthur. Of course, one would think that either of these defenders might have seen a little duty in WWII, but that's a different story.

 

DFA: while gaffe may be the appropriate term, when trolling on the internet you will find that a gaff will help you land the big ones.

 

 

You'd do well to read this book if you haven't already: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0312282990/qid=1045164315/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-3899535-2481527?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

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[quote Geek_em8.gifwhy don't you mention how many Hit Dice it has too? Geek_em8.gifrolleyes.gif

 

Actually Dru, I was thinking of the Golem of Prague who saved the Jewish Ghetto in 1580 and is reputed to lie in a cobweb covered coffin in the highest part of the Prague Synagogue just in case he's ever needed again. Kind of like a jewish King Arthur. Of course, one would think that either of these defenders might have seen a little duty in WWII, but that's a different story.

 

DFA: while gaffe may be the appropriate term, when trolling on the internet you will find that a gaff will help you land the big ones.

 

 

You'd do well to read this book if you haven't already: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0312282990/qid=1045164315/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-3899535-2481527?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

 

Nice retort, Dwayner smirk.gif

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What? It was a serious recommendation for a genuinely good read. One of the better books this Doctor has had the pleasure of reading, in fact. Maybe if you could tear yourself away from 'Jugs & Ammo'* for five minutes, you might enjoy some slightly more substantive literature yourself.

 

* yes, shamelessly ripped from 'The Simpsons' tongue.gif

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That may be true, but when my significant other forgets my b-day, I tend to forget valentine's day...Whatcha think about that???

 

I'm getting senile as i age....

 

I think b-days ROCK and Valentines is uber yellowsleep.gifyellowsleep.gif

 

We should tell those we love that we love them everyday. I don't need one special day to do it. Especially a day when restraunts are full and flowers cost 2-4 times as much as normal. rolleyes.gif

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