Dwayner Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 This little news item looks like it might have some real applications for mountaineering. Maybe some clever fellow should make these out of poly-pro and sell them to REI. 6-DAY UNDERWEAR A BIG HIT IN JAPAN Tokyo-Dingbat fashion designers are peddling a nutty new brand of men's undershorts with three leg holes-so lazybones businessmen can wear the same drawers for six straight days! And incredibly, the nitwit skivvies are selling like hotcakes. "The idea is, you rotate the underwear 120 degrees every morning, so that each leg ends up in a different hole every day for three days," said a flabbergasted fashion critic. "Then, after three days, you turn them inside and rotate them for another three days." But what these idiots don't understand is that if you wear the same underpants for six days in a row, they're going to stink to the high heaven no matter how many leg holes they have or how many times you turn them inside out. The whole thing doesn't make a bit of sense, now does it? But the folks who make the bozo briefs say they're perfect for busy businessmen and other guys on the go who don't have time to don new drawers more then about once a week. (how much time does it take???) "These six day shorts could be the greatest time-saving invention since the microwave, gushed designer Hideo Hiroto. It goes on....The oddbal undies come with a six-month warranty and three superwide flies-so one is stragegically placed no matter what day of the week it is. Quote
RobBob Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 Wait a minute...Dwayner, do you write for the National Enquirer? Quote
Dru Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 HEY DWAYNER, YOU MAKE FUN OF MY UNDERWEAR? HUH? Quote
MysticNacho Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 You're all just insanely jealous you didn't think of them first. Quote
glacierdog Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 I'm sold. I need underwear with three full size leg holes anyway..... Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 6, 2003 Posted February 6, 2003 I'm sold. I need underwear with three full size leg holes anyway..... So that when you crap your pants on some runout alpine kitty-litter chossfest avalanche-gulley couloir serac buttress, it cleanly evacuates out the third hole? Quote
fleblebleb Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 Just think of all the new products that will pop up when the backpacking industry figures this out. I'd make a list, but I'm eating. Quote
glacierdog Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 I'm sold. I need underwear with three full size leg holes anyway..... So that when you crap your pants on some runout alpine kitty-litter chossfest avalanche-gulley couloir serac buttress, it cleanly evacuates out the third hole? You have that problem too??? Quote
vegetablebelay Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 I'd make a list, but I'm eating. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted February 7, 2003 Posted February 7, 2003 You have that problem too??? Only when the bolts are more than 4' apart! Quote
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