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This little news item looks like it might have some real applications for mountaineering. Maybe some clever fellow should make these out of poly-pro and sell them to REI.

 

6-DAY UNDERWEAR A BIG HIT IN JAPAN

Tokyo-Dingbat fashion designers are peddling a nutty new brand of men's undershorts with three leg holes-so lazybones businessmen can wear the same drawers for six straight days!

And incredibly, the nitwit skivvies are selling like hotcakes. "The idea is, you rotate the underwear 120 degrees every morning, so that each leg ends up in a different hole every day for three days," said a flabbergasted fashion critic.

 

"Then, after three days, you turn them inside and rotate them for another three days."

But what these idiots don't understand is that if you wear the same underpants for six days in a row, they're going to stink to the high heaven no matter how many leg holes they have or how many times you turn them inside out.

The whole thing doesn't make a bit of sense, now does it?

But the folks who make the bozo briefs say they're perfect for busy businessmen and other guys on the go who don't have time to don new drawers more then about once a week. (how much time does it take???) "These six day shorts could be the greatest time-saving invention since the microwave, gushed designer Hideo Hiroto.

It goes on....The oddbal undies come with a six-month warranty and three superwide flies-so one is stragegically placed no matter what day of the week it is.

 

 

 

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I'm sold. I need underwear with three full size leg holes anyway..... yelrotflmao.gifthe_finger.gif

 

So that when you crap your pants on some runout alpine kitty-litter chossfest avalanche-gulley couloir serac buttress, it cleanly evacuates out the third hole? confused.gif

 

You have that problem too???

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