Yeah, I've been cupped. It was part of a therapy I received from an Acupuncturist/Physical therapist. Kind of painful...leaves nice bruises the size of the cup used.
This reminds me of another “cup” incident:
A short while after my vasectomy, my wife and I went in for the follow-up appointment with the doctor. He informed me that I'd need to supply a "sample" in order for the efficacy of the operation to be verified. I asked how I was to supply the sample. He said I was to make an appointment, go into a private room on site, produce the sample in the room, and deliver the sample in the cup.
I asked, "Does it matter by what means I produce the sample?"
Doctor: "Well, usually patients bring in a magazine, or materials of preference, and produce the sample, uh...by themselves."
I said, "Really?!"
Doctor: "uh huh."
I looked at the doctor, then turned to my wife and said, "Honey, this ain't happenin' unless you're willing to spit the sample into the cup."
I don't remember any of the particulars of the remainder of that appointment except my wife pummeling me during and between my fits of laughter. I never did supply a sample in that cup.
Back to the topic of the thread…
…you take cream in your coffee?
That is by far the mostest funnier TR I have ever read on this board. Fucking hilarious!
Love the closing tagline...