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I still don't get it. Seriously. Well, it loses the humor if one has to explain the punchline.

You can't tell me that you've never heard an off-color joke and not repeated it somewhere? And you make this assumption about some supposed fixation with race because of a discussion we had about "uppity"? C'mon man, get over it.

You know, spic spic spic, CHINK, nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga...

link/image ain't werkin'

That's not pink, it's salmon! You have absolutley NO fashion sense. Amateur!

GW is an important geopolitical issue of our time. Poo-poo it to our peril, I tell you.

10 PAGES AT LAST!!!1 Can we finally start talking about global warming now?

Sorry, I farted.

whew! you had me all a-skeert thar fer a sekund...

oh yeah, he's rich all right.

Finally, Defined

you read that shite?

somehow, this just doesn't make any sense with the picture.

As have I. Haven't had cable/dish/sat in over 5 years, and don't watch broadcast TV. The only reason I even have a TV is so that the kids can watch the vids/DVDs that we approve. And we're thinking about killing that TV, too.

is he, like, rapid-fire farting to keep himself in the air? facial expression certainly looks that way...

tried that one already. didn't work. damn...

nope, you're not alone...

Define god? Have Stephen Hawking do a rap number? Hate on MTV? Offer unicorn rides? (don't ask me where that last one came from...)

Yeah, but does the crunk version have the way coo' Stephen Hawking voice-over?

I canna do it, Cap'n, the warp core is bypassed like a Christmas tree (read: my rig is in the shop tomorrow). Montana was a babe, and things coulda been worse than being shacked up with her in a Tralfamadorian zoo, IMO.

You mean the 10th, doncha Off?

He was always just waiting for us...

That was really pretty good. And I hate rap.

wasn't begetting offspring one of those prerequisites, too?