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The LanceGranite Liposuction Diet Ski more, Eat more, Weight less!

Thank you.

Awright, chubby- how much of that porkage are you planning to lose this year?

Is everyone else having as much fun as me?

C'mon, c'mon. I know every damn office, every miserable cubicle lit by flickering fluorescent lights, every humble library computer kiosk is DEAD right now. Don't kid yourself- you're not really getting much work done today. instead, enter the 'ugly dog' contest I'll buy the first round for the winner.

it's not damage- it's a feature!

why hate? my new camera is SWEET!

feel free to flood my inbox with inappropriate self-portraits.

What's the safety word?

I hope you've got a hose running out the window.

I think Trask is between jobs..

yes.

I got a lump of coal This changes everything. I'm going to be nice from now on. You're still fuckers.

why are you spraying? You're s'posed to be climbing in Kalifornia.

Everybody starts somewhere, E-rock.

Are tazers on the 50 essentials?

Now we're talking! Keep the photo's coming, Kubek!

Whatever. He wasn't nominating it for Alpinist 10 - he's just showing that he put that Mountie training to use. As much as they are fun to tease about stunts like dirt-rappeling, they deserve credit for giving him the training to get up Liberty Crack.

Don't make the mistake of building a home gym. You will not find any prana tops in there.

this is a beautiful shot

I hadn't noticed until now that the woman in blue was aiding "Pipeline & No Parking." That line has gone free since '82.

I really wanna know where this pic was taken The ugly industrial beige walls look vaguely familiar, but I just can't place it. Anyone?