Squid

Yes. Googlebot is making sure.

tomato, to-mah-to

smell the love

less condoms, more ninjas.

URL I wonder how many links we can get 'til we've read the whole internet.

The only movies worth owning: Buckaroo Bonzai Road Warrior Fight Club and the Animated Adventures of Coldplay in Paltrownia.

I hate you and everything you stand for. and so does Gwyneth.

... So you, too, are in the great world?" said he to Pierre. "I knew you would be here," replied Pierre. "I will come to supper with you. May I?" he added in a low voice so as not to disturb the vicomte who was continuing his story.

If you're lucky the plane will crash before you get there.

"Andre," said his wife, addressing her husband in the same coquettish manner in which she spoke to other men, "the vicomte has been telling us such a tale about Mademoiselle George and Buonaparte!" Prince Andrew screwed up his eyes and turned away. Pierre, who from the moment Prince Andrew entered the room had watched him with glad, affectionate eyes, now came up and took his arm. Before he looked round Prince Andrew frowned again, expressing his annoyance with whoever was touching his arm, but when he saw Pierre's beaming face he gave him an unexpectedly kind and pleasant smile. "There now!

a backrub. and my virginity. Not necessarily in that order.

Yo Ireno- Burn one for me! CD, that is.

Is it because of what happened in Enumclaw?

Whoa - sorry everyone. I did it. It's my fault. Started out as a little joke, and one thing led to another... everything just spun out of control. I was only kidding- I never meant for it to go this far. I'm really embarassed. I'll put everything right, I swear. It will probably take all weekend. Let's just let bygones be bygones, eh? No harm no foul?

It depends if you want me to clean it out first- it's been awhile.

are we heading back to the 'married people are boring' thread?

pictures!

I'd heard there were good chickenheads on that pitch. could you tie 'em off for pro?

I wouldn't know firnspiegl if it bit me on the ass.

Hell, I guess everything's all climbed out around here. Anyone want to buy an old used rack? 2 kbs, 1 bong, a sawed-off RURP and 1 meter of webbing. $5 takes the whole bundle.

"General Kutuzov," said Bolkonski, speaking French and stressing the last syllable of the general's name like a Frenchman, "has been pleased to take me as an aide-de-camp...." "And Lise, your wife?" "She will go to the country." "Are you not ashamed to deprive us of your charming wife?"

damn. That was the first complement Darstog's received in years. He's gonna be crushed.

Darstog should be flattered- no one has ever referred to him as 'muscle' before

archie's withering sarcasm