Squid

where's olY?

No, I stopped by the library to return some books and got suckered into the 799's. I'm gonna be an expert on everything!

credit reports

Thank heavens they haven't spotted the cameras!

Ought to know what I liar I am Ought to know me by now Don't curse me for my nature Don't blast me for my wrongs Just a bad penny I always come back to you Just a bad penny Just a bad penny I always come back to you Should have known you couldn't trust me As far as you could throw me You couldn't throw me too far Just a bad penny Couldn't throw me to far I think I fucked your girlfriend once. Maybe twice, I don't remember Then I fucked all your friend's girlfriends Now they hate you

history

houses are passe. Hardmen do it from friend's-couch-to-friend's-couch.

copycat

The two of you apparently aren't reading the same periodicals.

The mountain might catch him, but the law never will.

Whoa. I may need to rethink my opposition to franchises. Do you think that climber-gear-rental-shop model would be as profitable here in Washington as it was in California and Colorado?

Whoops. That's bad news.

Glad you found it! I think I'll treat myself tonight- it's been a long hard day of spray.

Hey Oly- What was that beer you ordered at the Stumbling Monk a while back? I remember the flavor, but I've forgotten the name.

Do I get a prize?

It is you, oh yeah It is you, oh yeah I said a pressure drop, Oh pressure, oh yeah Pressure's gonna drop on you I said pressure drop Oh pressure, oh yeah Pressure's gonna drop on you I said when it drops Oh you gonna feel it Oh that you were doin' it wrong, wrong, wrong Now when it drops Oh you gonna feel it That you were doin' it wrong and how

where's CBS? he belongs in this thread somewhere

Pat Robertson will get all fatwa on your ass and cap ya, beyotch!

someone's losing it.

I'll sell you mine for $25.

If you're not guilty, you have nothing to fear. If your credit is good, you won't need to ask.

C'mon. Do you really want to contribute to the strip-malling Walmartization of America? Not to slam Marie's friend, but does the world need another ColdStone Creamery? Starbucks? Taco del Mar?

better spelling through education

"COYOTIE HAT" for real hardmen only. available now on craigslist.

but i don't care if you don't and i don't feel if you don't and i don't want it if you don't and i won't say it if you don't say it first doo doo doo doo let's go to bed! doo doo doo doo let's go to bed!