Squid

I was compared to Dave Schuldt

Krupke, we got troubles of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke, We're down on our knees, 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease. Gee, Officer Krupke, What are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke, Krup you!

I'm walking my talk and tossing my blue bags at every Bush/Cheney bumpersticker I see. Besides, if we left, who'd give your lazy free-riding ass a lift when you're too tired to bike to the put-in?

Why are there so many songs about rainbows And what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, And rainbows have nothing to hide. So we've been told and some choose to believe it I know they're wrong, wait and see. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, The lovers, the dreamers and me.

gonna show that fucker up...I'm dropping two (2) Neutrinos off the Girth Pillar. Maybe three (3).

Nobody PMs me--I swear too much. You must have Squid, Alpinfox and Dave Schuldt set on "ignore user" then. NOLSe, I've never been been more insulted than to be lumped into the same category as those two goat-fondling, sock-huffing, playground-haunting pederasts! It's on, you chest-beating windshirt-wearing name-dropping beyotch!

She's an old-time ambassador Of sweet talking, night walking games And she's known in the darkest clubs For pushing ahead of the dames If she says she can do it Then she can do it, she don't make false claims But she's a Queen, and such are queens That your laughter is sucked in their brains Now she's leading him on And she'll lay him right down But it could have been me Yes, it could have been me

My stupid mom didn't pick up any Coke at the store today, so I'm drinking milk.

It's an ESL class from Dubai, studying modern syntax and idiom.

Married

))<>(( <-- healthy

I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one who has trouble finding him. There should be diagrams & tatoos.

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It's not the marriage itself, it's the part where they buy a house & move in together.

Au contraire, mon frere! I caught you with your pants in the cookie dough this time, so to speak. I'd like to see you wriggle your way out of this one! And please stop with the ad synonym attacks, my mother is reading this thread.

Do you have any sources for your assertions, or are you just flinging mud again? Please, let's try to keep this debate principled, without resorting to ad hominem attacks.

The Onion WASHINGTON, DC—The White House denied rumors of wrongdoing by anyone named Karl Rove Monday, saying the alleged deputy chief of staff does not exist. "To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person," White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Monday. Despite White House denials, allegations have surfaced in recent weeks that Karl Rove is the man who leaked covert CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity to the press. He is rumored to be President Bush's senior advisor, chief political strategist, architect of the president's 2000 and 2004 election victories, and the current deputy White House chief of staff, as well as a frequent guest on televised political talk shows. "None of these allegations are supported by the facts," McClellan said. "The opponents of this administration have created a mythical figure in order to discredit the president. All they have done is divert attention from the important work at hand—the war in Iraq and the war on terror. In doing so, they have dishonored the sacrifices of our brave men and women in uniform." "This time," he added, "the Democrats have gone too far." According to fringe journalist Lou Dubose, author of Boy Genius: Karl Rove, The Brains Behind The Remarkable Political Triumph Of George W. Bush, Rove was born Dec. 25, 1950 in Denver, CO. Dubose alleges that Rove lived in Colorado with his family until 1963, when he moved to Salt Lake City, UT. According to Dubose, the shadowy figure entered politics in college, quickly moving through the ranks to become the chairman of the College Republican National Committee at age 22. Above: This rare photo depicts the man Bush Administration critics are calling "Karl Rove." The White House has called such reports "nonsense." McClellan reiterated his denial of Karl Rove's existence 33 times during the press conference. When pressed, he distributed a list of "real, actual political figures about whom I'd be happy to comment." The list included only President George W. Bush and Secretary of Transportation Norman Y. Mineta. Rumors of the figure's existence were given a boost early this month when, as part of the official investigation into the CIA leak, a Time magazine reporter named Rove as the source of the leak. "This is a very clever fiction concocted by those on the other side of the aisle," Vice President Dick Cheney said. "It's preposterous at its core." The phantom advisor has come under heavy fire in recent weeks from critics of the administration, who say he should be fired for his role in the scandal. President Bush has pledged that anyone in his administration found to be involved in the CIA leak will be dismissed. "There is no such organization as the CIA," McClellan said. "This is tinfoil-hat stuff." Initially demanding that the alleged Rove be fired, Democrats say they are now focusing their efforts on proving the figure's existence. "I believe this deputy White House chief of staff is real, despite White House claims to the contrary," Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) said. "But to disprove this wild ghost story, we must begin an exhaustive fact-finding mission, for which I pledge all the time and resources of the entire Democratic party."

Goats are fun because they all have different personalities and have different little habits that can be amusing or interesting. Goats are very affectionate and especially during the summer, when they are too hot to be active, they like to just hang around people and get a good scratch. Most goats' favorite scratchy spot is around their shoulder but some even liked to be scratched in between their toes. It is very rewarding to see a goat you have raised from a baby grow up and have kids and grandkids of her own. With goats that doesn't have too take too long, maybe about 3 or 4 years at most, because they are able to breed when they are just a year old. It's also neat to learn how to milk or trim hooves and other things that you wouldn't ordinarily be able to do. Female goats are called does. Male goats are called bucks. We primarily raise does because they are easier to manage, they don't have an offensive odor (unlike bucks), and there are more shows for does. A male goat that has been neutered is known as a wether. We usually don't keep dairy goat wethers, but some kids raise and show pygmy wethers. Other domesticated goats include Boer goats that are starting to be raised for meat, Cashmere goats that are raised for cashmere and Nigerian Dwarf goats. Domesticated goats differ from wild goats such as Mountain goats.

Yeah, we want stories. Hopefully, nasty ones. With pictures.

ronald. c'mon, get hip, tlg. Maybe cool school was too much to ask after law school?

I gotta know tonight If you're alone tonight Can't stop this feeling Can't stop this fire Oh, I get hysterical, hysteria Oh can you feel it? Can you believe it?

fluff, total fluff.

fucking archie blew my pagetop I'm sooo much zenner than that beyotch

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