erik

[ 05-24-2002, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: erik ]

IF YOU LIVE IN OREGON OR BITISH COLUMBIA.....

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: dude, you need to bring back snoop dogg. that was some funny shit. SNOOP IS ON VACATION, HE WILL BE BACK WHEN THE SUN RETURNS AND IT IS WARMER HERE...... ALL DAT MOISTURE JUST WRECKS A HOMIES WEAVE!!!

beal is the actual manufacture of bd ropes. granted the little guy wore out pretty quick, but i thought as far ropes go it was pretty nice.... plus with 70m rope they can just keep gettin shorter and shorter and shorter!!!!!

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: i like dru's but the first time i saw iain's i almost shit myself thought you were saving that for the bbq???

you all can bite me!! specially you juan!!!! and dbb, that was the best one yet!! soon enough i am sure you will be able to chew gum and think at the same time!!! congrats on the progress!!!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Nowadays we have better things to burn down than a whitehouse. WOULD THAT BE THE GREENHOUSE YOU BE BURNIN NOW THERE CHEIF!?????

quote: Originally posted by Figger Eight: quote:we'll try to make it out to grasslands to pube club as well So is it at your place or at Grasslands? LISTEN UP YOU LILLY WHITE SEATTLE DUDE.....TIMM@Y IS A BEND LOCAL, HE DONT DO NO DIRT CAMPIN!!!! THERE IS A REASON HE HAS MOVED TO PARADISE AND IT AINT DIRT CAMPIN..... HE'S HIS OWN GRASSLANDS AND THE LANDSCAPER HANDLES IT..... SHEESH.....YOU PROBABLT EXPECT HIM TO BELAY YOU TOO???? DONT YOU!!!

YOU MIGHT BE A WASHINGTON CLIMBER IF..... YOU HAVE MADE RODCHESTER'S LIST OF DRINKING/NORTH FACE/BUDDIES LIST OF PEOPLE WHO STARE AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR TO REASSURE THAT THEY ARE BADASS AND THAT STUPID CC.COM AND THOSE ASSHOLES THAT PARTICIAPTE ON IT ARE WORTHLESS, SPONSERLESS GAPERS WHO ONLY CAN SPRAY HARD, BUT COULD NEVER CLIMB HARD OR HAVE AS MUCH MONEY AND 'REAL' FRIENDS!!!!! AS ME!!!!!

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: quote: fuck I hadn't heard the word uttered out loud in so long, only in my mind when i was trying to struggle up a tough 5.2 at smith, and i instantly fell over laughing. isn't life great? YES THAT WORD DEFINENTLY GETS NEGLECTED IN TODAZE SOCIETY......WHERE HAS THE RUDENESS OF YESTER YEAR GONE!!!!?????

what is a lamebone??? hahahah i got the answer.... call on me...call on me!!!! plzzzz call on me!!!! i will go climbing with you whenever. i go sport climbing on tuesdays. and all the real fun stuff on the weekends( i hate work!!!!) speaking of that (grrrr) i get to escape!!!

quote: Originally posted by iain: ...if you've ever self-arrested to avoid falling into the parking lot. you know one time after a long night climbing one of the w side routes...i was almost to the parking lot and my one leg punched through the embankment and one leg sunk up to my knee and my body carried over my leg...... now that hurt......

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Erden, My opinion would be to fart and burp repetitively around people like that. Also cursing and being outright rude and obnoxious might help Some tips- spit on the ground scratch your ass and then offer to shake her hand stem over onto her route while she is climbing next to you Offer lots of unwanted advice including how to belay and where to place feet and such spill water from a water bottle on her shoes talk about having sex with random women from bars in detail including anal Then see who is annoyed hehe NOW THAT IS SOME FAWKING CLASSIC CAVEMAN RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!

ANOTHER WAY TO LOOK AT IT IS POSSIBLE BOOTY...........

ERDEN, SHE IS OBVIOUSLY AN EXPERT WITH 20YRS EXPERIENCE. I WOULD NEVER QUESTION STUPID PEOPLE LIKE THIS....THEY ALREADY KNOW IT ALL....OBVIOUSLY SHE DOESNT FALL ON THE 5.4 ROUTES THAT SHE CLIMBS.... THOUGH I AM LIKE YOU I HAVE SEEN THE MY FRIEND SKIN HIS FINGER WHEN FALLING.....AND THINK PEOPLE WHO DO NOT HEED THE ADVICE OBVIOUSLY HAVE EXTRA FINGERS TO SPARE....

quote: Originally posted by iain: Heard talk of daisies being used as belay anchors? Most companies design them simply to hold body weight (though they can clearly hold much more based on break strength, they bar-tack for body weight on those loops). Has someone heard otherwise? I JUST GOT TOLD THE OTHER DAY, THAT YOU NEED TO HAVE THE TOP LOOP OF A DAISY CLIPPED AS WELL AS A LOOP LOWER DOWN OR IT ISNT FULL STRENGTH...SUP WIT DAT???

I PREFER NOT TO USE a daisy chain while free climbing.....adds more crap to your power point on the harness..... i just use the rope, a locker and a non-locker and a couple clove hitches.... for rapping....you got like 10 shoulder lengths right???? bingo!!! less crap you carry the better off you are!!!!

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: caught again! IF SOMEONE CAN MAKE THIS STICKER I WILL DEFINATLY BUY A COUPLE OF THEM!!!!

quote: Originally posted by randyjgoat: Hey Gidget,Honestly I mostly succeeded in getting pretty wicked altitude sickness,puking and some wild halucinations/delusions.Witnessed some pretty cool riots down lower. hey you made it to my girlfriends birthday party too!!!! i dont really remember anyone else there that wasnt a gnome....but it is cool more then just a few of us made it back!!!!

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by gapertimmy: i've never denied i'm a gaper, and alex proved it yet again. anybody else want to "come out" with me? please, stay in the closet. we are not interested in your lifestyle choices. anyways with enough prayer you can become normal again, you deviant. and drul maybe with enough praying you will finally get to see your first naked woman too!!!!

i heard that the de-forrest service plans on having it's agressive ticket writing strike force on hand to wield the mighty hand of democracy against all who speak out in protest for double taxation!!!!! and the leader of this elite strike force: Larry 'the tool' 'enforcer' Inthout!!!! god's will against all who want something for nothing!!!!!! guns protect trees and trees mean money!!! hikers look at trees there for possiblyt creating a user conflict and/or resource damage on public land set aside for private industry......we need more guns!!!!

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/world/DailyNews/swiss020523_suicide.html HARSH TOKES DUDE!!!

i think people who are afraid of chimmenies and ow should stay with bolted climbs..... some people like to lose skin and feel like the need to soil themselves while secretly swearing at the mtn, the route, the belayer and all other inanimate objects within their limited scope of view....... fawkin weak ass bolt panieses makes me want to................

TRY IT AGAIN ASS MUNCH THE OTHER ONE WOULD BE ANOTHER COMMON WELATH DREAM.....THE RYDER CUP!!! GO AMERICAN HOCKEY PLAYERS!!!!

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