erik

dear tex, we are sorry to inform you that since you have allowed our new formula to leak to the internet...we are going to recind some of your company benefits. no longer will you recieve the shaved snaffles or the self bosy waxing kit. this information tha yo uhave allowed for our topic scret formula to get out, has caused us to rethink the current formula. no longer will there be 24000 ppm of methanphtimines....i know this was your desire, but we see our professional relationship detorirating due to your inabilty to keep a secret. please speak to compant rep. thing #1 about keeping a secret from your other sbilings. regards drul gushaw

rasiy..... ballz....suck them!

heres my version....atleast this way everyone will know the truth!! picked up my non-climbing friends(i had been promising one of them for months that i would take him climbing!!) on friday afterwork...loaded the subaru and started to head east....in federal way the subaru proved to me that it needed a fuel filter....we turned around and got my friends truck.... was supposed to meet e-rock a lworth safeway at 10....we left tacoma around 1030 or so...oops! passed out and reawoke @ like 730....almost got mauled by some dog while i was taking a piss....nothing like a rock to skull to tame the beast!!!!! enjoyed some coffee and engrossed my self with my book......i h ave officially started mt analouge 19 times now..... got the city kids up and we went to danimals for breakfast.......that lasted 4hours 20 minutes...truthfully!!! it was weird...i am not allowed to mention what happend at dan's due to legal constraints.....heheh the eggs were good.... so we went back the icicle canyon and i humped up to calm shell cave to learn the basics....the crag was packed...but we were able to monolpize that block in front of the main wall!!!! went over belaying, the technique, the reasons why and ran over some mock on the gound sitmos!!!! went over jamming technique and the importance of footwork!!! scrambled the crack and set the tr.......lets just say the pure jam move coupled with the high step spanked my friends!!! "it keeps slipping out!" "you sure i have to step this high!" so we moved over to the cave!!! and saw and fucked with a little rattlesnake!! it was cool and neither of my friends had ever seen a rattlesnake before..... calmshell instroduced some frustrations to my friends...so we took a seista and then found another nice mellow crag....we worked on rappeling and gear anchors....after the rappel..my friend arron learned he is deathly afraid of heights....he was done for the day....mike loved all of it and even pulled the micro roof crack!!!!!! so we meet up with aa and natty ice on the road and hung fer abit...we went to grocery store and they went to dinner....we made a nice chicked meal, with rice and sauteed veggies.....uuuummmmmmm...i treat my friends well when car camping.... then james beam came to the camp site with his absolute best friend.....we made it down to the cc.com camp fire.....i think! i went climbing that night!!! lost my back pack with my whole rack in it......thank god texplorer found it! went back to the camp fire and everyone was asleep...bummer... i went back to the free camp area and blacked out.....i think.....though i was in my sleeping bag!!!! woke up in them morn and bothered aa and natty ice, to wake up.....my friends sleep in late alot! all the time! this am, we went to barneys rubble...finally found e-rock and taught my friend mike to lead!!! this is his third time climbing ever....mike rope gunned the rest of the day...leading everything we threw at him...it was awesome!!! my friend aaron was reluctent for most of the day..so we started on non exposed climbs and he made good progress......towards the end of the day...i had gotten hi confidence up enough to climb a mellow two pitch route!!!!!! it was awesome!!!! he was able to overcome his fears(for the most part) and climb!!! i was/am still pretty physced for him..... he is a 2nd team all american soccer player, so his a good athelete. but this is nothing like his normal life....and he was challenged....and scardd yet he was able to perserve and beat his fears!!!!! mike was awesome...getting into his focused state and really took to leading.....he styled everything....perfect echnique and his gear placements(once he learned to seat the stoppers) was awesome!!!! i have to say thinks big time to e-rock for being paitent and chillin with us and helping mike with his anchors!!!!!! though i climbed nothing for myself this weekend. i still had a great time!!!! teaching my friends new things and watching them be challended and succeddding!! it was kinda a bummer i didnt get to hang wit the cc.com posse as much and when i did....i think i did??? nextweekend.....timl beats erik down at smiff!

i led that?? all i remember is that i lost my backpack and some texan was trying to jack it!!!

i think i was the only who puked on sunday morning.......

yeah! krazy rox domes! and allison is a nice person too!!!! i am in the 2% of super cool people that i know....... anyone want a list of why i am cool?? i have two volumes covering it!

MOMMY I AM SCARED

ON THE PHONE WITH WALLSTEIN....HE SENT THE CRUCIFIX...... $500 YOU WILL SUMMIT!

tim...the hotline wears out really fast.... you know that blue rope i have, the one i call "experts only" that thing is barely a year old.... they wear out super fast!! no good for smiff redpoint adventures!! allez!

public defender's office... trask is getting his bovine mating license reinstated.....oddly enough all his detractors have disappeared!

sk make sure ryland washes off first!!!

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Scott, In reference to the picture you linked to, there is now at least one, I think two, bolts between the photographer and the bolt you have just clipped. really chuck??? i dont rememeber clipping one until i started to traverse....who knows i routinly miss obvious bolts... who knows???

scott i led that groove pitch was fine with the runout to the first bolt....... seemed tame!? subjective i know i know.... but why waste the time to dig fer gear....waste of energy.....just crank it!

scott pitch 5 is the same... according to mattp most of the bolts were replaced and i do not think it has had that many added... also the last two pitches are new...the old goes up and right of that corner...the new ones go up and left....

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ALL YOU R-GONANNE'S BETTER NOT GET IN THE WAY OF THE TACOMA POSSE!!! WE WILL BE ESCORTED BY DANIMAL AND HAVE A FEW DIRTY HIPPY TYPES FOR CANNON FODDER!!!

quote: Originally posted by sk: OMG that is a mighty big crack some one is about to climb the thought make me all quivery and week in the knees me too

the other one to the left of dark rhythm is called a secret route.... i wanna go climb it someone climb it with me....lotsa cracks and slabs the routes to the right of the w butt is the w slabs and some other thing....i dunno bout that

yeah i can baby sit natty ice.....just tell him to keep his hands to his self...

quote: Originally posted by trask: Who gives a shit, live for the moment. The world is my garbage can. yeah! trask! fuck that shit up mofo!!! fuck it up!!!

no jerkies i did not modify one! you will see edited by erik on it...if i did damn jerkies

DID SOMEONE LEAVE THE FREEZER DOOR OPEN?? NATTY YOU THERE?? BETTER CLOSE THAT DOOR AND COME HITHER REAL QUICK LIKE...I GOT SOM BETA!!!

BOTH NATTY AKA THE OTHER GUY....IS QUITE THE CRANKSTER!!!

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Mr. Natural: quote: bet I climb harder than Mr. natral I bet I spell better than SK I'll bet SK has bigger tits than you.TRASK THAT MIGHT BE DEBATABLE!!!! THOUGH I GOT EVERYONE BEAT WITH THE BEER GUY AND SUPER WEAKNESS!!!!

I DONT SK AND NATTY I ALREADY BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT, THIS YEAR AND LAST... THOUGH I GAVE THE BOSS WHICH PITCHES SHE SHOULD LEAD.......