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The cut rope came from the sheriff in one of the press conferences. Then he said 'cut with a knife,' as if that were somehow significant. And, my impression was that the rope was at the site of the makeshift ice cave over the gullies. those are Leni Riefenstahls Ice Caves - Hitler, Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, Janice, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobaine and Elliot Smith entertain there. Fucking tourists don't know better.

Funny enough, the unmarried actress who played Mary in the Nativity Story is knocked up

yes, I do measure dates throats

You are just pissed Tom Cruise didn't visit you in the middle of your last climb. My last epic I saw Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, the Gimp, Zed and Keyser Soze! They pulled up in a mauve Maybach with dubs!

twocents, your internet partners are going to cut the rope.

That's a completely insensitive thing to say about three fellow members of the climbing community. You are right. John Travolta piloted Tom Cruise in his jet to the top of Mt Hood, then Tom jumped out of the plane, bounced off the couch Oprah had left on the summit, and pogo sticked down to the climbers. He gave them each the Vulcan neck pinch, then slipped them all a rophy before injecting them with a traceless toxin. Tom then Zorb'd his way down to government camp where he picked up his stockcar that Katie had left at the Huckleberry Inn and Days of Thunder'd his way down 26 to PDX for his Learjet to LA and dinner at Spago (the wild orchid bruschetta and a triple sperm gin martini)

Because the flying spaghetti monster decided their time was up you dumb cunt!

Ze pole? we knvow you smok ze pole

I'm paying someone at an internet cafe in Shenzen to post for me.

another assbag. I'll call him Phil Jones/virendra/twocents

"You know, every douchebag, thrill seeking mountain climber aught to sign a waiver that if lost, the family NOT the government should be responsible for the rescue effort. I cannot imagine if I lost a wife or husband or friend or whatever who was out in a hellicopter trying to find one of these self apointed daredevils. Mountain climbing is a HOBBY. Mountain climbers need to take into account that they place INNOCENT people in harm's way just cuz "it was there". Just to feed some man vs. nature ego trip. Why can't ya just take up Russian Roulette as a hobby and spare the good men and women who are out trying to rescue real victims? Why is your ego so inflated that you risk rendering your families fatherless or motherless or whatever. It amazes me the number of these idiots who are married with children. This, in my opinion constitues family neglect by willingly placing your family in harm's way so you can have something to brag about. I hope those men out there died suffering, because it'll be nothing compared to the suffering they caused DOZENS of people who have regular, uninflated egos. With HDTV there is no risk. THINK ABOUT THIS PEOPLE......"

Aren't you the one deep throating MLU's?

if that'd happen they'd have got Phil Jones with his dick in the permit slot at Timberline

Everybody is surprised by the Dirty Sanchez

Get a fucking passport and take it.

twocents likes receiving money shots

Reincarnation, bitch

JayB- This seems to be along the lines of the options backdating scandal (what if you had a scandal, but no stock prices were pummeled). What if you had a bust but nobody noticed?

AtAts only past the first marker?

haha

Quantum superposition of states.

linear with latitude and longitude; peak is Florida

I never get the love

While discussing whether to climb a ridge or couloir in the morning sunshine

I speculate that they'd love to be sitting in front of a fire hoisting a beer talking about their love for climbing.