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  1. cj001f

    Happiness is...

    bleach. Doesn't remove the blood. Don't you watch CSI? Use a friggin laser
  2. cj001f

    Happiness is...

    kittens suck. no they don't. If they did they wouldn't be so useless.
  3. cj001f

    Happiness is...

    bleach.
  4. ahh, the "classical" view of mathematics, not the newer math as more rigorous literature school of thought
  5. cj001f

    Happiness is...

    you know, you might go on more dates if that was the 2nd date present
  6. is that Jerry Falwell's new math textbook?
  7. 20" trout on a dry fly (no waders)
  8. I've stood in streams for an hour and my feet didn't get wet.
  9. Or Paris
  10. napalm my dear.
  11. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    Hung like a horse, not hung horses
  12. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    hope the bun isn't in the oven
  13. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    Where's your harem?
  14. supine victim well be kept real warm by a victim for the hour it takes you to get a warm fire going.
  15. Insulating mattresses and belay jackets are useful in emergencies close to the road as well. Heidi Klum comes preAlaska prepared, probably a better choice.
  16. All I hear is "my heart will go on" COBRA has sunk to new diabolical lows.
  17. Only in porn footage. Left side is g rated only. Right side is X.
  18. Shouldn't you head to Ruby's Cafe?
  19. cj001f

    I <3 Kiwis

    I could have been "seppo" or Jaffa be grateful (joking)
  20. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    Now we need Jenny Mccarthy to suck off the chrome...
  21. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    Comeone! She's 3 pieces of clothing, or some photoshop work away from penthouse! Use you adolesence - undress her in your mind!
  22. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    yup. And none of them were mine
  23. cj001f

    Debra Lafave

    Hotter, less jail time
  24. Does a climber dwell in the suck?
  25. This would be apropos http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10342237/
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