cj001f

Battered and fried always go better with ketchup. that explains a lot women and men, if that helps

Battered and fried always go better with ketchup.

Run through a few more board rule changes to completely exclude the "owners" from control, then take the fucker public with a big IPO at an opportune market moment.

I gave up religion for lent.

"ya, mike layton, I fucked him"

I'm hoping Layton will think I'm a sheep!

hearing a married man say "sorry guys, my wife won't stop playing with the balls"

no shit, I wouldn't let a chick get me by the ball (s) kitergal - do you work in the SF Valley?

You work with Lance? Can you get me his autograph?

The opposite end of that process is what crossed my mind first

Did you look at the weather forecast for Mammoth? that's ski weather

Burger bikinis are just wrong.

Tiles=pasties if it's bigger than a bikini, it's not a pastie. unless you are thinking yooper food?

cc.com is turning into myspace. topless pictures of kitergal next?

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I bet Kimberley spent her life getting hit on by guys with mullets with first lines "So, are you related to Husker?"

that's really twisted that you still live at home and she that she busted you going through her lingerie drawer This place is beginning to give me more shivers than a Savage Love column

Them pictures be 5ish years old.

What IS the Nodder? Who is Mrs. Alden? What an Otter got to do with it? No, it's WHERE is the Nodder. OMG who cares. Where's the one armed man? Who killed JR? Did you find the clitoris?

How many inflatible sheep were required? Lube or no lube?

Especially if he didn't buy it there

Bullshit! "If you're ever dissatisfied with an item, you may return or exchange your REI.com purchases at any REI store or through mail order." If you guys can't stomache that complete the transition to Walmart.

Yes. When said corporation (REI) knowingly puts defective merchandise back on the shelf - in my case a bike fender kit without mounting hardware and a defective Suunto - ethical conduct can become more, err, flexible. Now where's my damn rebate coupon!

I thought Harris Glen Milstead was in your bedroom?