I'd ignore your condscension and onanistic bloviating to try and focus on your rather feeble point, but all my retorts will be interpreted as relativistic since you've so conveniently staked out an absurdly absolute coordinate system based solely on your skewed frame of reference. Instead I'll use a Peter Fleming quote, and let you draw your own inferences:
"Public opinion in England is sharply divided on the subject of Russia. On the one hand you have the crusty majority, who believe it to be a hell on earth; on the other you have the half-baked minority who believe it to be a terrestrial paradise in the making. Both cling to their opinions with the tenacity, respectively, of the die-hard and the fanatic. Both are hoplessly wrong."
I do say your efforts to reframe arguments at your pleasure is almost Rovian.