Wrong... it's not just enough to not like it...we need to ridicule it.
OH shit! Dear god! I'm crying, I'm laughin' so hard.
Alpine K put it perfect!
They'er all, "your just jealous of our features...etc.."
Nope, climbing is cool. Hiking is lame and should be ridiculed.
Here my new invention:
Mountaineer Zip-Off's
Tired of putting your shorts on over you poly-pro leggings, and then having it get hot out?
Don't want to walk around in just your poly-pro, but don't want to take your boots off?
Well then, try michael_layton's mountaineer's zip-off's!
What is it?
Well, we've taken a pair of traditional nylon shorts, took the legs off a pair of poly-pro, and zipped the two together! Viola!
Now you can keep the look of a complete idiot without overheating!
(sorry, avail in size xl-xxl only)
email at imaloserandhikingiscool.com