Wrong... it's not just enough to not like it...we need to ridicule it.  
  
  
  
OH shit! Dear god! I'm crying, I'm laughin' so hard.  
Alpine K put it perfect! 
They'er all, "your just jealous of our features...etc.." 
Nope, climbing is cool. Hiking is lame and should be ridiculed. 
  
Here my new invention: 
  
 Mountaineer Zip-Off's  
Tired of putting your shorts on over you poly-pro leggings, and then having it get hot out? 
Don't want to walk around in just your poly-pro, but don't want to take your boots off? 
  
Well then, try michael_layton's  mountaineer's zip-off's! 
  
What is it? 
  
Well, we've taken a pair of traditional nylon shorts, took the legs off a pair of poly-pro, and zipped the two together! Viola!  
  
Now you can keep the look of a complete idiot without overheating! 
  
(sorry, avail in size xl-xxl only)  
  
email at imaloserandhikingiscool.com