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stole that one from the article in the current Onion newspaper on where to buy your child's gift.

dude, gimme a buzz if your're going in there.

Someone post some photos of Oregon/S.WA Ice. It's really hard to get excited w/o photographic evidence. Like that ice hose on da sisters, or the stuff near rainier or wherever. Everyone else posts ice pics. Come on!

Yeah, you're a doody doody poo poo head. DoctorB. Don't forget to take a big stinky shit on the next higher ledge.

Yeah, it's hard being in school in PDX and playing goalie for da Blackhawks, but my heart's in chicago.

I found this in an old bag of valentine's candy (attached)

Here's another I spotted in Yosemite on Ron Kauk's car

California is cool with more letters on plates as long as it has something good to say about me.

Spotted in California (file attached)

"Contrary to popular belief, both Dragon's Lair and Space Ace did contain diagonal movements. In some cases, these movements were simply the combination of two acceptable moves, while in other cases the diagonal move was distinct (for example, during the whirlpool segment, moving to the right or left is acceptable, moving diagonal up-right or up-left is acceptable, but simply moving up results in death). In all cases, the diagonal moves were optional, and there was always a 4-way alternative. The '91 re-release of Space Ace contained some diagonal moves that were required." Shit, if I only knew that back then.

don't forget that "stregnth" doesn't mean gaining weight. For most of us, we can do as many sessions in the gym as we want, and not hypertophy an ounce. So it doesn't hurt EVER to be stronger unless you're the type that balloon up like Hans and Franz. I've always been strong for my weight, but couldn't hold onto to the rock on lots o' climbs. Turns out my intrinsic hand muscles (esp my opponens pollicus) were weak. Try grip stregnth training without involvement of your forearms for that added ooomph.

maybe the Rockies is done with you? so wtf are you gonna do all winter?

It's the #1 cause of gum disease!

Yo, I'll be all up in dat in a few. You gonna be up there again soon? Lets do some shitz.

"I want my two dollars!"

No, that's not it. This was like watching a cartoon movie. I think it was called something like "Dragon Quest" or Johnny somthing....? "I want my two dollars!" Actually, my favorite games were the text based games where you had to type things like "Go North" or "Pick up Torch." You had to use your imagination.

That taken from the Stein, Dru?

YEAH!!! Was based on some Disney flick that had just come out or something, this young medieval prince guy with a sword, you couldn't control shit in that game. Yeah! That's the one. Fuck that game. Fuck it in the ass.

just a few more days you'd also need to give me free cable, cuz my radio doesn't even get a signal in this frickin' jail cell.

I used my "3rd tool" for rests

no i;m not. I can't watch the Simpsons, or scan for boobies, or watch Batalstar Galactica Give me a T.V.

wasn't it up up down down left right left right ba ba start? Nofriendo: METRIOD Atari 2600: Kaboom!!!!!!!!!!!!! Intellivision: B52 bomber Apple IIc: Apple Cider Spider! IBM XT: Leisure Suit Larry! Arcade: 2 player mario bros (original)-you could totally fuck the other player with the POW thingy. WORST GAME EVER: that arcade game that looked like a cartoon movie, and it cost like 2 fucking dollars, and you actually couldn't controll the action and you die instantly

drink more hard liquor to dissolve it. Seriously, I think the "everything in moderation" way of eating, or doing anything for that matter, is a dangerous way of living. Why live in the blah blah middle of the road way of never getting what you really want, or experiencing pain and loss? Moderation is just slow build up of cholesterol, or a deepening angst of this modern condition. Slow death. Starving yourself is a great way to stay fit by stressing the system. Then when you're ready to train at the next level, eat a lot of crap to stress the other end of your system. The next bout of vegetables, rice, or nothing at all should push those LDL balls right out! You'll thank me, it Works for me!

I climbed a pitch of WI5 once on TR with no gloves (or ice tools) once for a R&I comp. I lost (and lost some skin) but the judge was like, "this boy must be from Wyoming or something." I did make it to the top with, but the worst case of the screaming barfies ever.